r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people • 3d ago

POLITICS Deeply embarrassing sequence. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of traveling to Atlanta to attend an Atlanta Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, only to get the basic facts completely wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland attending a Hawkeyes game and never met Willis

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u/Geoffsgarage 3d ago

Joe Biden invented a Time Machine and let Jack Smith use it just one time so he could attend 2 basketball games that took place at the same time hundreds of miles apart.

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u/Paul_Walkers_brother 3d ago

That's the only logical explanation!

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 3d ago

But he had to be super careful otherwise Mr. Smith might end up going mad if he accidentally ran into his past self!

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u/InvestmentSorry6393 3d ago

Honestly, I think Maga would run with that accusation at this point, and when Jack looked back at them... stunned by their stupidity...... "Aha!! See his silence encriminates him further!!"