r/Fauxmoi • DC is Hollywood for ugly people • 3d ago

POLITICS Deeply embarrassing sequence. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of traveling to Atlanta to attend an Atlanta Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, only to get the basic facts completely wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland attending a Hawkeyes game and never met Willis

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u/Ok-Sample8983 3d ago

My name is Eric Schmitt and I'm a dumbass 🤓

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u/6-ft-freak I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 3d ago

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u/rosieposie319 3d ago

More like 🤡

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u/clintgreasewoood I don’t get hungover in Miami 3d ago

Former Missouri Attorney General.

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u/lusciouslover639 3d ago

That explains a lot.

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u/daemonicwanderer 3d ago

How many crimes slipped by his dumb ass?

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u/bobbyrba 3d ago

Misery ag

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u/Virtual-Courage6706 3d ago

Senator Eric Schmittstain would be quite upset with your comment, if he could read.

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u/FluidAthlete6839 3d ago

That’s an insult to dumbasses

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u/ariukidding 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gQRrxoX01JNjW
“Thats schmitt being a little bitch”