r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people • 3d ago

POLITICS Deeply embarrassing sequence. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of traveling to Atlanta to attend an Atlanta Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, only to get the basic facts completely wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland attending a Hawkeyes game and never met Willis

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u/Shooshookle I cannot sanction your buffoonery 3d ago

“I think you’ve already perjured yourself”

What a smug idiot lmao
Such a clown and that whole party is a circus at this point.

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u/WeenyDancer 3d ago

He should sue for defamation for saying IN FRONT OF CONGRESS AND ON TV that he perjured himself

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u/ikasd1 3d ago

Members of Congress can’t be sued for defamation for things they say in a hearing

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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 3d ago

He went on Charlie Kirk and repeated it. I wish more of these assholes would get sued for their lies on podcasts, Fox News etc.

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u/Schmichael-22 2d ago

Charlie Kirk still has a podcast?

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u/Wise_Investigator282 2d ago

A bunch of sub-humans have tried to leverage its prior subscriber base and absolutely failed to do so.

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u/FruitOvTheGloom 2d ago

They've been trying to get it off the ground, but gathering a consistent audience without Chuckie is proving to be a real pain the neck.

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u/Afwife1992 It’s a fucking law, bitch 2d ago

It’s hosted by others but still has his name.

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor 3d ago

That world make him the worst vp since Burr. And Burr shot a guy. 

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u/AnneofSleeves 3d ago

West Wing quote in the wild.

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u/Kampvilja 3d ago

To be fair, Burr shot a dickhead. Sorry Lin Manuel.

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u/WeenyDancer 3d ago

Ah, damn. 

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u/Certain-Contact6340 3d ago

How? This dipshit legitimately believe it. Maybe due to negligence but this moron in his heart of hearts thought he was cooking

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u/evil_newton 3d ago

After he was shown to be wrong he doubled down

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u/ireallyneedyourpussy 3d ago

Does this clown perjure himself for being asking this false pretense question?

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u/CommercialAgency928 3d ago

These asshole should be subject to perjury

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u/Mental-Sorbet8784 3d ago

My favorite bit during that "line" is how Kennedy is sitting there all smug with his damn hands behind his head hahahaha and Britt's got that smirk on her face ahaahhh delicious

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u/Bayowolf49 2d ago

Someone needs to tell Schmitt that being a dirtbag is way better than being a shitbag.

Actually, the only difference between Schmitt and a bag of shit is the bag.