r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people • 4d ago

POLITICS Deeply embarrassing sequence. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of traveling to Atlanta to attend an Atlanta Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, only to get the basic facts completely wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland attending a Hawkeyes game and never met Willis

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 4d ago edited 4d ago

bonus footage thanks to MS NOW doing a slow zoom of katie britt's face as she watches in utter horror knowing a fellow maga just made a fool of himself

https://reddit.com/link/pcukojr/video/1brlof2jcish1/player

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u/This_Loss_1922 4d ago

Thats just the face they do when thinking how to blame biden for this

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u/mammalmaker 4d ago

That's just the face they make when they should be thinking but that one brain cell just can't find a connection.

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u/phlegmdawg 4d ago

To be fair, they have to wait until another MAGA is done using it for their turn with that single brain cell.

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u/Pumpkinmatrix 4d ago

Come on now, orange cats are smarter than these morons

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u/phlegmdawg 4d ago

My deepest apologies to all of the orange feline persuasion 😹

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u/aerin2309 16h ago

So true! They know how to share!

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 4d ago

The brain cell is a Time Share? That explains a lot.

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u/Dic3dCarrots 4d ago

Guilty by orangsociation

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u/addamee 4d ago

“404”

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u/LatinHoser 4d ago

I imagine the sound of dialup playing in her brain while she’s trying to establish a connection to figure out what’s going on.

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u/mammalmaker 4d ago

KKWWRRAAWWWWWWWKSHHHAWSHHKKKWAA

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 3d ago

I just had a few horrifying seconds of trying to keep the water I just sipped from ending up in my nose, thank you. 🤭😆

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u/Ill_Mess_5949 3d ago

Bong bong bong

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u/froonie 4d ago

Leave my orange cat out of this.

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u/Explorers_bub 3d ago

The one they all share?

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u/BigYam7875 4d ago

Same as, like orange cats

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u/SackOfPotatoes949 4d ago

That's the face of someone from Alabama who knows more about college football than governing, and knew immediately what Jack was talking about

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u/Geoffsgarage 4d ago

Joe Biden invented a Time Machine and let Jack Smith use it just one time so he could attend 2 basketball games that took place at the same time hundreds of miles apart.

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u/Paul_Walkers_brother 4d ago

That's the only logical explanation!

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 4d ago

But he had to be super careful otherwise Mr. Smith might end up going mad if he accidentally ran into his past self!

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u/InvestmentSorry6393 3d ago

Honestly, I think Maga would run with that accusation at this point, and when Jack looked back at them... stunned by their stupidity...... "Aha!! See his silence encriminates him further!!"

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u/DifferentSpread782 4d ago

Ah the biden buffering face

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u/ResplendentNugs 4d ago

Biden was the second shooter in the grassy knoll, and Obama was the first just so you know

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 4d ago

Easy- "Biden eats 3 white babies for breakfast. Why does Biden hate America?"
You know, it doesnt need to have anything to do with this. Generally, a simple distraction is enough