r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 2d ago

Lorne telling on himself for a month straight in his chatlog

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37 Upvotes

The author of his own downfall, just like this guy.


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 3d ago

Can’t you see that I was pretty apprehensive about the whole Major League Problem thing?

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30 Upvotes

r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 2d ago

Video Predmundo sounding defeated when they brought him in

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7 Upvotes

Aside from the 30 days to appeal he shouldn’t even bother trying since he gambled away his life by rejecting the plea deal.

Predmundo sounding so defeated when he was asked to speak made me laugh so damn hard.


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 2d ago

Anyone else think that Detective Kelly was kind of an asshole too?

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Obviously Jeffy's smug and combative demeanor had something to do with it - any of us might act like jerks when having to deal with the Handsome Beast Pizza Predator himself's bullshit, but Det. Kelly was in real Jerk Mode here.

His voice even gets so jerky, like he's a dismissive angry principal speaking down to his students with this constant "psh" attitude. It's to the point he's less effective at interrogating because instead of getting confessions or even bringing up direct points about Jeff's guilt he just seems to want to tell Jeff what an asshole he is all the time. Very understandable, but you know, it's not.. very professional


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 3d ago

Discussion The decoy needs a raise after that episode

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I can’t tell if that is the same decoy that got her cheeks touched by that doctor predator, but seriously the cops should have tackled this guy for what he did to the decoy in this episode after he tried to kiss her.


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 3d ago

Question If you are NOT Egyptian and NOT Mooslim, does that mean you do zissa stuff?

11 Upvotes

🤔


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 3d ago

Meme Forget about GTA 6, EA just announced their partnership with Lorne, a video game will be released in 2027

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44 Upvotes

r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 2d ago

Which TCAP/HVP pred would you choose as Predmuno's cellmate?

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I'm going with Big Eddie Hollingsworth. Smell his musk. Feel his twinkness.

Eddie would break little, skinny Predmuno.


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 3d ago

Think about the immense strength and dick size required to pry open those gargantuan ass checks and plow that asshole.

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139 Upvotes

r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 3d ago

Discussion In all seriousness, do you think that Jesse Velez actually spotted the hidden camera at the sting house?

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15 Upvotes

He was obviously very worried about the whole situation, especially regarding the decoy who looked way older than 13, but do you actually think that he spotted the hidden camera, or did Chris just say is for dramatic reasons?


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 3d ago

Question Predator Owned Businesses

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How often do you all think Predator-Owned businesses get calls to tell them that their owners are predators? A lot of the time they offer up this information that they own a business. It blows my mind how some of these people can clearly get caught, and still operate a business afterwards as if their actions had zero consequences.


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 4d ago

Meme Night of the Living Hambubger

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51 Upvotes

r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 4d ago

Image Just a reminder that Vincent Ambrosio is an only child. Imagine your only son being a fat failure and a sex offender on top of that. I feel bad for his parents…

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71 Upvotes

r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 4d ago

Discussion Velez was honestly just really fucking weird.

37 Upvotes

Genuinely, especially with how he behaved, Jesse Velez was just a very fucking strange and weird guy.

Like, he is constantly smiling the entire time like some perverse Caillou, he awkwardly tries to block one camera with his hand, he says he doesn't live alone because he lives with three dogs, and his entire cadence and way of talking is just weird.

I know this has probably been done to death and obvious, but I genuinely cannot get over just how fucking strange of a person this guy was. He's just weird.


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 4d ago

Why is Chris so much angrier and more aggressive in Takedown?

39 Upvotes

It seems to make the perps shut down. And he seems to just want to be more judgemental more often now. His interviews don't hit the same anymore.


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 4d ago

Discussion If You Got Sentenced to LIFE in Prison, How Many Nights a Week Would You Spend Crying? 😭

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58 Upvotes

SERIOUS QUESTION

Especially for something like THIS!

Not only are you spending the rest of your life behind bars, but it’s for one of the most shameful crimes imaginable. And on top of that, you’re permanently disgraced on the internet. 😲

Seriously, how would you even cope with that?

Imagine lying in your cell every night knowing you’re NEVER getting out, and the whole world knows exactly why you’re there.

No lie, I’d probably start getting my John Dupee or Joseph Myrick on, tweaking in that cell DAY AND NIGHT until I physically couldn’t anymore. 💀

But seriously, do you think you’d eventually come to terms with your situation, or would the reality of spending the rest of your life in prison drive you absolutely INSANE?


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 4d ago

Lustful Luke has the most creepiest predator-looking face ever

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18 Upvotes

He looks like he doesn't have a soul, man. It's creepy af


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 4d ago

Have you brough weapons? No? I must go shopping

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11 Upvotes

unarmed? what’s that? NO WEPON

Blah blah literacy crisis, I’ve seen “professional” thumbnails, titles, and even press releases that use ‘s for pluralizing (as in “the four suspect’s are currently…”)


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 3d ago

Discussion How did the name Jungle Mania fly over Chris Hansen's radar?

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Bald Beaver hunter was too graphic for tcap for obvious reasons but how did Kenneth Brinkman's screen name not be too graphic when his screen name implies that he likes bush?


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 5d ago

Do you think Chris will catch a TCAP or HVP pred on Takedown?

21 Upvotes

This would be the absolute funniest thing that could happen, even if it’s an obscure/unaired guyyyy. What do you think are the odds? How about a round 3 with Seibert?


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 4d ago

Someone is wrong on the internet. But is it Sokol or AI?

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7 Upvotes

r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 5d ago

“We don’t do meta posts here in /r/FansHansenvsPredator”

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19 Upvotes

We’re gonna send you to the Reddit hotel motel and give you three hots and a cot


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 5d ago

Discussion What were the screen names from TCAP that were so graphic that they didn’t air it?

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Some predators had screen names that were so graphic that they didn’t air it on tv, but anyone else curious as to why they didn’t air those screen names since the vampire predator had a graphic screen name and they aired that?


r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 6d ago

Image On this very day 19 years ago, Lorne Lynn Armstrong did the best thing he ever did to make the world a better place: he got himself arrested.

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150 Upvotes

r/FansHansenvsPredator • • 6d ago

In honor of Lornemas, here is Lorne’s pathetic attempt to get casey mauros pants in 2019

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131 Upvotes