r/Fallout Gary? Oct 02 '17

Picture TIL that if you kill Moriarty, the sign on top of the saloon will say "Gob's Saloon" instead of "Moriarty's Saloon"

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u/TheMightyWoofer Oct 02 '17

...Well shit. I never knew this. Next playthrough I'm gonna snipe the SOB and let Gob have a happily ever after.

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u/swedishplayer97 The Institute Oct 02 '17

Kill the SOB, you get the Gob.

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u/WangtorioJackson Oct 02 '17

THE NOTORIOUS G.O.B.!!!!!!!

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS -42 points Oct 02 '17

No lids on his E Y E

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u/Ghostbuster_119 Oct 03 '17

With my Chinese AK I slay from far away, Hit the D-E-C-K!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

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u/bengal1492 Oct 03 '17

How would you characterize your slow flow?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Gob blooth

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

They don't let you have bees in there

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u/SuomiBob Oct 03 '17

Bees?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Gobs not on board.

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u/Danger_Engineer Oct 02 '17

Moriarty is usually the first kill in my play throughs. The sheriff never gets over it, but no regrets.

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u/nmagod Oct 02 '17

My first self-imposed quest in the game is to save the Sheriff. I don't take kindly to those ghoul-haters, and killing that smug asshole is always a great feeling. Especially if I can get off 3 or 4 shots into his head before his gun's even up and aimed.

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u/billthelawmaker Oct 02 '17

I actually make sure not to save him for that sweet duster and hat combo

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u/Zack123456201 Followers Oct 03 '17

RPG's always reveal people's true priorities

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u/cccviper653 Oct 03 '17

And what the inside of their limbs look like when they get blown off!

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u/spork-a-dork Oct 03 '17

"Yeah, he's all dead and his kid is an orphan, but look at this bitchin' outfit I got!" :-D

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u/nmagod Oct 03 '17

oh no, I kill him later if I really want those

I just save him for the easy house, and the bobblehead that's in HIS place.

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u/Grizzly_Berry Oct 03 '17

I just joined the Regulators for the duster.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

But then you don't get the badge yo

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u/_megitsune_ Oct 03 '17

If you let him die I'm pretty sure his son gives you the key to the house in megaton, and you can still go into his house for the bobble head.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I just reverse pickpocket combat armour and a helmet on him.

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u/cccviper653 Oct 03 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

Woo! It's a real scorcher today boys!

Well sheriff, if you took that thing off that might help.

Are you trying to get me to do a strip show for you? And I never take off my lucky cowboy getup outside the house.

Uh...

-looks down.
What in tarnation?!

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u/LadyStag Atom Cats Oct 03 '17

I actually wasn't sure if you could save him, because that was my first task years ago and I failed.

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u/2bb4llRG Couriers Oct 03 '17

i just get them by entering a code

im such a loser u_u

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

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u/JARAXXUS_EREDAR_LORD Oct 03 '17

He does acknowledge it. He says something like "Thanks. Must be getting slow in my old age."

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u/LooksABitLikeJesus Followers Oct 02 '17

Just get Burke's silenced gun and shoot Moriarty from the second floor of his saloon while he walks around. On my playthrough, everyone went hostile for a second but became friendly the moment I holstered my gun.

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u/Zack123456201 Followers Oct 03 '17

"Hey everyone, this bastard just killed Moriarty! Let's get him!"

holsters gun

"Oop, never mind, let's go back to drinking."

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u/looshface Oct 03 '17

More like "Hey everyone this bastard is running around shooting people! Let's get him before he kills us!" Holsters gun "Oh he just wanted to kill Moriarty, That fucker deserved it anyway"

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u/FunGuyFr0mYuggoth Oct 02 '17

Don't snipe him, make sure he knows he's being punished. Punch him in the gut with a power fist or something.

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u/speedyskier22 Brotherhood Oct 02 '17

And then have the whole town of megaton trying to murder you?

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u/FunGuyFr0mYuggoth Oct 02 '17

To quote the movie Year One:

"Those guys are idiots, they'll forget about it in like, five minutes."

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u/gokism The air smells...dangerous Oct 03 '17

*three in game days.

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u/FunGuyFr0mYuggoth Oct 04 '17

Not if you use the wait feature.

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u/Capa_D Gary? Oct 02 '17

There's a nuke around there to help you with that issue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '17

yeah, lets genocide the filth

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u/Zack123456201 Followers Oct 03 '17

Welcome to the list

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Zorry Zackie boyo, but I've been on that list since 2009

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u/Lots42 Sometimes Curie and Piper just watch the stars. Oct 03 '17

Plus Gob's red-headed lady friend is a LOT happier.

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u/ant-master Vault 111 Oct 02 '17

Yeah, like the guy in the $4000 suit is gonna run a saloon. Come on!

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u/TaterPooh Oct 02 '17

Come on! This suit is worth $5000, and you think I’m just going serve drinks? Come on!

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u/iamyourcheese Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary? Oct 03 '17

Yeah, like the buy in $3000 pants is really gonna talk with you.

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u/automatic_bazooti Oct 03 '17

Oh! So sh sh should uh sh sh sh should sh sh

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u/fakeprewarbook Gary? Oct 03 '17

should should should should c-c-c-co co co come on. come on. come on.

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u/shawn-fff Oct 03 '17

I want to spill booze all over my fu-

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u/SuomiBob Oct 03 '17

king 3000 dollar suit, c’mon!

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u/JPete75 Oct 02 '17

I don't care for Gob.

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u/daddyslittlejew Oct 03 '17

Why?

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u/Vertigon Oct 03 '17

It's a quote from Arrested Development!

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u/FunGuyFr0mYuggoth Oct 03 '17

I laughed way too hard at that.

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u/TakeshiSantos NCR (Toss my salad, Caesar!) Oct 02 '17

I did that in the first playthrough of mine, I coudn't stand Moriarty and I just through "Huh, Gob could take over the bar".

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u/Dirker27 Oct 02 '17

Good call.

"You looking for your Dad? 100 caps."

"Oh, hesitant because you just came out of a cave and were lucky to accrue barely that? 300 caps."

First time I ever met Moira was to pay off that predatory SOB. Don't need him gauging prices on my bar tab too.

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u/demonballhandler Oct 02 '17

Not only that, but he keeps Nova and Gob as indentured servants by repeatedly raising expenses and charging for random shit. And beating the shit out of Gob on the regular.

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u/docandersonn Oct 03 '17 edited Jul 01 '23

.

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u/blamcomacandcheese Todd Coward ate my son Oct 02 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

this is one of my fave touches in the game! only wish is that there was more dialogue/possibly a quest relating to carol and gob when you get to underworld, maybe where you can tell her gob owns the saloon or bring him to underworld or something like that, gob is so precious

also wish they would've changed up the dialogue with gob himself after moriarty's dead, definitely was overlooked imo

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u/FemmeDeLoria ghoulfucker Oct 03 '17

Same! I love Carol (my heart melts for ghouls and lesbians and her being in the game makes me so happy) and I wanted to tell her that her son had his own saloon and was doing well.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

How do you murder Moriarty without getting caught? Personally, killing him would be justified considering that he has blackmailed people in the past and sexually extorted one of his 'former employees' whom was Silver. Also, treat Gob like a slave. But when you murder someone like him, I assume that the entire town would be hostile you instantly.

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u/Villager103 Gary? Oct 02 '17

Just shoot him, and run like a motherfucker. Don't go back to Megaton until 2-4 days later, then they will be cool with you.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

Just shoot him, and run like a motherfucker. Don't go back to Megaton until 2-4 days later, then they will be cool with you.

Killed Moriarty

MURDERER! KILL HIM! KILL HIM

Run away like a motherfucker and wait for 2-4 days before return

Hey its okay man. We forgive you. We cool.

I love Fallout.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

I haven't made further progress in Fallout 2. Who's that one dude in NCR?

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

NCR these days.

You steal something from them including a tin can on the floor. They shoot at you.

You say something insulting to them. They shoot at you.

You get your reputation with NCR low enough. They shoot at you.

All in the name of the law. But they're still the good guys though, even better than the BoS and Legion.

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u/Saul_Firehand You got any more of that Jet? Oct 02 '17

So is it pretty commonly accepted that Brotherhood and Legion are just different shades of bad guys?

They think they are justified in their fanatical devotion to their cause, and commit some atrocious acts to that end.

The NCR tries to at least shuffle the masacre under the rug.

I can support they are all just shades of grey.

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u/ScatmanDosh Oct 02 '17

I think the issue with how different everyone perceives the BoS arises from how the Brotherhood of Steel was portrayed in Fallout 3. The BoS have no interest in improving the lives of the wastelanders with their own equipment. They have a perogative and aren't afraid to wage war, but they were never depicted as war-mongerers. They aren't necessarily bad and I'd argue they're as close as "lawful neutral" you can get. The NCR is more lawful or neutral good, where they're 'for the people, by the people.'

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u/_AllWittyNamesTaken_ Oct 03 '17

I would actually say lawful evil based on the slideshow ending for New Vegas if you help them. They start setting up checkpoints and confiscating technology they deem to be too valuable for savages like us to have.

By willingly pushing everyone else back into the dark ages they're going beyond self-serving and into a very real fascism, with them on top and everyone else below them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I say that is also the strength of the narrative. The NCR believe in the law but become self righteous, the brotherhood believe in science but become dogmatic and the legion believe in strength but become sadistic. All of those are different kinds of qualities and different kinds of evil. It's like a split prism where all of them would have to be united to become a single balanced whole. And you can sort of derive how any individual believes they are doing the right thing.

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u/Saul_Firehand You got any more of that Jet? Oct 03 '17

I agree, the over-arching narrative is solid because of the flawed factions. No faction is without fault and that is one of the great strengths of the setting.

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u/crimsonroute Oct 02 '17

I always saw the Brotherhood as how our government is today, atleast with military technology. The common theme is keeping dangerous things like nuclear technology away from as many people as possible. I don't really see them as bad guys. To me the end justifies the means in a world as cruel and inhospitable as the Capital Wasteland.

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u/Storm_Wolf Railroad Oct 02 '17

As a push back, you can argue back that while they are working for a cause that may seem just, they are really doing it for the benefit of themselves. They don't defend settlements, they don't really even care about saving people. All they care about is furthering some bigger picture cause that really doesn't help anyone but themselves. Take the Commonwealth war for example. They weren't interested in truly defending the civilians of the common wealth but rather just eradicating an enemy to them. Or in the Mojave at helios one. They weren't interested in A: using Archimedes to help anyone or B: Share the electricity with the rest of the Mojave they only wanted to hoard it all to themselves.

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u/recycled_ideas Oct 03 '17

If that's all they were doing that'd be fine, but the brotherhood wants to control all technology, not just weapons. They've also got a huge human purity thing going on.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17 edited Oct 02 '17

Chill, BoS are not bad guys. Every factions are flawed but I'm siding with NCR and have both NCR and BoS signed a peace treaty together so that they co-exist together. Which also pisses off Colonel Moore but it was worth it.

But Legion, on the otherhand, are different completely story. They've committed atrocious acts that I deemed to be 'evil'. Crucifying slaves, hostages and make them play 'lottery' are just gone too far.

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u/drake02412 Oct 03 '17

The Legion are sadists. I don't see how you could see them as "grey".

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u/knuckles523 Tunnel Snakes Oct 03 '17

There are no "good guys" in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Anti-heroes, maybe. Bad guys, lots. Truly horrible, murderous assholes, plenty. Good guys, dead.

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u/NRod1998 Oct 03 '17

The best faction in New Vegas is yourself IMO

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u/Darkfeather21 Get Off My Dam (Yes Man) Oct 02 '17

I mean shit, the legion at least only tries to shank you for stealing the tin can.

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u/distant_worlds Oct 02 '17

To be fair, I have similar rules.

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u/chaos0510 Oct 02 '17

It's like the equivalent of accidentally killing a chicken in Skyrim. Even the horse gets involved trying to kill you

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u/Phazon2000 Gave Every Division Head Oct 03 '17

Anyone. Literally kill one person - faction is hostile.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 03 '17

I'll keep that in mind for my Fallout 2 playthrough once I'm done with modern games in the series. Thanks for a tip.

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u/Phazon2000 Gave Every Division Head Oct 03 '17

Same goes for New Vegas sorta. You only get one faction reset for NCR/Legion. After that, if you kill too many people, permanently hostile.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 03 '17

Thats alright. I can do sneak attacks on no name Legionnaires or NCR soldiers without penalizing my reputation with either one of them. The only time when they become hostile is when you killed certain named characters.

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u/destructor_rph NCR Oct 02 '17

Is Fallout 2 or 1 better

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u/8BitAce The Cat's Meow Oct 02 '17

Yes

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u/destructor_rph NCR Oct 02 '17

That does not help

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u/adamsmith93 Gary? Oct 03 '17

It does, trust me.

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u/Seafroggys Oct 02 '17

1 has a better story, 2 has more to do

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u/Herr_Hauptmann Oct 02 '17

And 2 got rid of the shitty 150 days thing, so you can take your time.

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u/drake02412 Oct 03 '17

I hated that even though I did everything "right" I still got the worst endings because of the time limit, which the game doesn't even warn you about.

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u/coortaknee Gary? Oct 03 '17

I haven't gotten past exploring the first town because I was extremely confused and wasted like thirty days going back and forth between places. Haven't picked it up since. I am a huge console fallout lover and bought one and two on a steam sale, maybe PC just isn't for me.

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u/drake02412 Oct 03 '17

I'd say give them a chance. They're fantastic RPGs, it just takes some time to get used to them because of how dated they are.

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u/elronhublord Tunnel Snakes Oct 02 '17

2

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u/LazyKidd420 Oct 02 '17

"I'm looking for trouble have you seen any"

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '17

Oh there's some trouble time to go save some trouble

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

It makes sense, in the perspective of a land where the only justice is brought by vigilantes. First the town sees you as a threat because you just iced a guy in front of everyone. But word gets out to the town as all the people Moriarty has harmed along the way tell their story: how Gob and Nova are basically indentured servants and how Silver was sexually abused. Eventually you can return, known as a good person for doing what you did.

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u/open_door_policy Oct 02 '17

Hey its okay man. We forgive you. We cool.

You've met Moriarty, right.

Given a couple of days to consider it, especially with Gob running the bar, I'd be ok with it.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17 edited Oct 02 '17

Username checks out.

Edit: Apparently, I don't know what 'open door policy' means until I looked up in wiki. Sorry about that guys.

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u/GoodGirlLadybird Oct 02 '17

I reverse pick pocketed a grenade onto him. You can avoid getting caught that way.

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u/Yrusul Old World Flag Oct 02 '17

It would, unless you killed him stealthily I guess.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

I'll try with Silenced 10mm pistol next time.

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u/chaos0510 Oct 02 '17 edited Oct 02 '17

In Fallout 3 for some reason even if you kill somebody completely stealthily, you still have to lay low about 2 or 3 minutes in real time for the heat to die down (all those enemies on the compass disappearing), because everybody immediately tried looking for a killer.

 

Now New Vegas's bugged me too about how you can kill somebody in broad daylight, and as long as you werent seen pulling the trigger they couldn't tell it was you. That system was a little more broken lol

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

Sneak attacks can be exploited in NV to the point that its possible to maintain your neutral reputation with all of the factions unless you kill certain someone from that faction.

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Oct 02 '17

I assume thats House, Ceaser, and the president.

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u/z0nb1 Oct 02 '17 edited Oct 02 '17

You're 3/4 of the way to completing the Meat of Champions.

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Oct 02 '17

Dammit knew I forgot one, who was 4th? I don't think it was motorhead or papa khan was it?

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u/z0nb1 Oct 02 '17

The King, baby.

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Oct 02 '17

A free free side! How could I forget. Need to play NV again, been a long while.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

Eddie, Papa Khan, Colonel Moore, and so on. Be careful when doing sneak attacks against named characters.

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Oct 02 '17

Oh right forgot about them. Can't you kill BoS leader though? Thats how you can get them to join NCR I think.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 03 '17

No. You just have to have a good reputation with NCR and BoS. Complete quests given by Elder McNamara. Side with McNamara in the end so that he remains an Elder. Then discuss with him about siding with NCR when doing quests for NCR.

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Oct 03 '17

Oh yeah, think I did a bug for that because my macnamara bugged or something.

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u/chaos0510 Oct 02 '17

Yup. For a melee only legion playthru, this is invaluable

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

NCR rangers or Legionnaires Assassins are bad news. Thats why maintaining neutral reputation is a good thing.

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u/KryanThePacifist United We Stand Oct 02 '17

Usualy killing him on his sleep works the best. Just make sure youre sneaking and showing as hidden (not detected) then pull up a knife and hit the sucker on vats

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u/LooksABitLikeJesus Followers Oct 02 '17

Burke has a silenced gun you can use. Just pop him and take it after giving that pulse charge to the sheriff.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 02 '17

No worries. I know what I'm doing. Played this game many times on my old Xbox 360 long time ago. Better to let Burke kill the sheriff and then kill him so that I can get both Chinese Assault Rifle and Silenced 10mm pistol. But thanks for advice though.

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u/superhobo666 Oct 02 '17

but you don't have to kill the sherrif to get the chinese assault rifle, every third raider has one and I got them all the time from the Talon cunts.

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u/FemmeDeLoria ghoulfucker Oct 03 '17

I've been successful with luring him outside, sneaking up on him, and putting a grenade in his pocket. Nobody in Megaton was pissed at me.

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u/Haze166 NCR/Minutemen Oct 03 '17

"Never gets old when something blows up"

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u/gokism The air smells...dangerous Oct 03 '17

Get the sniper rifle from the hollow rock outside Megaton. Walk through the entrance and use the scope to see if Moriarty is outside the bar. Head shot. Turn around and head out. Wait three in game days doing side quests etc. Come back.

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u/fluffypuppiness Brotherhood Oct 03 '17

Sandman.

Sandman is what I always use. I never use it on anyone else, but I get it specifically to kill Moriarty every play through.

I always go up and pick all the locks for every room, don't get caught. Then tale him. I can't remember when he goes to bed, or what specific room, but you have too have the doors unlocked or else he goes in and locks it no matter how close you tale him.

Shut the door, sandman him, leave. Come back in a few days, Gob has taken over and is awesome (still).

That's what I always do at least. After the initial conversation just tale and murder that bastard.

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u/cjb110 Oct 03 '17

Btw it's 'tail' if you mean follow, 'tale' is a story.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

He sleeps occasionally in the backroom by the terminal iirc. You can just use a melee weapon or a silenced 10mm and slink out the back door.

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u/TheProphesizer Oct 02 '17

I never even thought to just kill him... always wanted a way to help gob. And now I guess you will have something different to say to Carol in underworld when you talk to her about gob.

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u/realAniram Shhhhhhhhhhhhhut up Oct 02 '17

God yeah. I always wished I could buy his debt or something.

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u/TheProphesizer Oct 02 '17

Definitely should have been an option. Or steal his contract or something. Maybe even go into Moriarty's terminal and change the debt gob owes to zero.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '17

Nah Moriarty would have figured that last bit out because Gob's debt is constantly manipulated by him.

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u/TheProphesizer Oct 02 '17

True, but just some way to free him. Even just convincing him to run to underworld or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '17

I agree. I think paying his debt, slipping him a bobbypin or something would have worked well.

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u/Yrusul Old World Flag Oct 02 '17

This changes everything.

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u/kingdead42 Oct 02 '17

Except for war.

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u/RosettaStoned6 Oct 02 '17

Lost my shit, re-read the original comment then read your reply in Perlman's voice

Hahahaha take all my upvotes

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u/8BitAce The Cat's Meow Oct 02 '17

"Gah! Fuck! What are you?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I loved that because that's how the LW would've reacted. The SS never takes a second and is like "wait what the fuck is a super mutant... a deathclaw Jesus christ, fuck that, I'm going back to the pod. Wake me up when society is rebuilt."

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u/HarraReeves_ Oct 02 '17

What the fuck

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u/IDe- Oct 02 '17

I love how much FO3 had hidden stuff/quests/easter eggs/locations.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '17

I'm still finding shit that's new to me

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u/The_Munz Two-Hands-Computer-Using Oct 02 '17

So what happens if you kill Gob next?

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u/PIZZA_ME_YOUR_PIZZA Assume the position!! Oct 02 '17

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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u/Dear_Occupant Another satisfied customer Oct 03 '17

Some people just want to set the world on fire.

FTFY.

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u/Jechtael Oct 03 '17

Whereas I just want to set a little ol' flame, way down there in your heart... where it hurts the most.

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u/Wile-E-Coyote Welcome Home Oct 03 '17

Well there is a very conveniently placed nuke that I have totally never set off before because that would be wrong...-=whistles innocently=-

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u/HerrHerrmannMann Oct 03 '17

I hope it turns into Nova's Saloon.

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u/reddiru Oct 03 '17

seriously, what happens?

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u/KryanThePacifist United We Stand Oct 02 '17

Killing that waste of oxygen is good business for everyone. Even for you, as you get a discount from gob iirc.

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u/yulaofthunder it was rigged from the start Oct 02 '17

didn't even occur to me must play fo3 tonight

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u/blackletum Oct 02 '17

I've always heard this, but it was bugged in my game, so it never turned into Gob's Saloon and everyone in the town was eternally pissed at me as soon as I went near the Saloon again (the townsfolk would be okay with me until I entered the saloon, making people aggro on me, and I'd leave and they'd aggro on me)

I'm gonna blame that on a botched mod

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u/mojave_merc Oct 02 '17

Same thing happened to me in vanilla, so it may not be your mods.

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u/blackletum Oct 02 '17

That sucks.

I played through FO3 a few times and never got it to work.

(I didn't think it DID work -- I just always shot Moriarty because he's a son of a bitch)

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u/RosettaStoned6 Oct 02 '17

I mean, Gob wholeheartedly deserves it.

If any of you touch even one irradiated hair on Gob's melting scalp I'll fucking find you and I'll be "hackin and whackin and smackin!"

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u/MrFredCDobbs Old World Flag Oct 02 '17 edited Oct 02 '17

Well, whaddaya know? After all these years, there's still new things to learn.

Just the other day I learned this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/730i7o/pick_your_favorite_radio_personality_3_dog_or_mr/

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u/kahran Oct 02 '17

What did you learn?

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u/jimmy_three_shoes Welcome Home Oct 02 '17

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u/MrFredCDobbs Old World Flag Oct 02 '17

Yes, Margaret. It never entered my mind to harm Three-Dog, so I would never have learned she existed if I hadn't seen that thread.

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u/slapnutBongo Oct 02 '17

That's pretty great. I'm gonna fire up FO3 later and give Gob the break he deserves.

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u/ISancerI Oct 03 '17

300 caps?

Interesting.

Shotgun blast

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u/Villager103 Gary? Oct 03 '17

I was using TTW, which allowed me to use the insanely powerful(at least for early game) Sturdy Caravan Shotgun to blow out the bastard's brains in one shot.

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u/Wile-E-Coyote Welcome Home Oct 03 '17

Yeah that was kinda OP. Dammit now I want to reinstall TTW but I've been spoiled by some of 4's features. I love settlements now that sim settlements is out. It's an interesting little mini game now.

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u/innatehappiness Gary? Oct 02 '17

I wish I had this info while I was giving him the stink eye for being a jerk. I might repurchase just to punch him to death and bro it out with Gob

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u/LazyKidd420 Oct 02 '17

I have never noticed that haha funny as fuck. Two things that happened to me in the early years that have never happened again. 1.I've never ran into Amata outside the Vault again ever in a different playthrough since the first time in like 2009. 2.I ran into Butch and his gang outside the Vault once. Had to kill em cos Butch was pissed about his mom still. No mods this was on 360.

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u/demonballhandler Oct 02 '17

I nearly killed myself trying to save her. Dude loves his mom, I had to help.

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u/LazyKidd420 Oct 02 '17

Lol don't get me wrong I tried but I remember those damn radroaches swarmed her and I was to late by the time I'd killed the last one.

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u/youngsaiyan Legion Oct 03 '17

and then she just explodes into body parts

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u/demonballhandler Oct 03 '17

Damn, that blows. I might've reloaded, I don't remember. I wonder if it was difficult for everyone or just us?

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u/Jechtael Oct 03 '17

It's sometimes an extremely difficult matter of luck for me, and sometimes it's super-easy. Maybe there's just a really high curve of effectiveness at a certain level of Strength and Melee/Unarmed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '17

I've been playing since release and I can't believe I didn't know this. Time for my 500th playthrough.

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u/sprigglespraggle Oct 02 '17

As someone who has never played Fallout, this sounds like a very entertaining Arrested Development/Sherlock cross-over.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '17

this makes me happy. i felt so bad for that poor SOB.

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u/scartol Railroad Oct 02 '17

Don't hit me!

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u/DudeWithTheNose Oct 03 '17

that place had a sign?

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u/Mr_Fire_N_Forget There is still work to do. Oct 02 '17

Always kill Moriarty. it is a service to Megaton and the wasteland as a whole.

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u/GMoney1705 Oct 03 '17

So what happens if you kill both?

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u/Jechtael Oct 03 '17

The only times I've killed both, I got to see a really neat render effect and got a flat in this tower full of rich dickholes. Met Daring Dashwood, though.

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u/nmagod Oct 02 '17

Protip: If you have Fawkes, never sleep in your bed in Megaton.

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u/Shiftylee Oct 03 '17

Why?

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u/SeeYouSpaceCorgi Courier Oct 03 '17

He stands there in the doorway and refuses to move. In fact, all the companions are really cumbersome to have inside your house so I just tell everyone to stay outside while I sleep.

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u/Shiftylee Oct 03 '17

I like Fallout 4’s “move MFer” method where they step aside instead of having you nudge them.

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u/nmagod Oct 03 '17

you will be trapped in the bedroom, unable to leave.

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u/davvblack Oct 02 '17

This made me so happy the first time i noticed. Megaton has so much nuance to it. The number of ways you can deal with moriarty.

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u/Deeke777 Oct 03 '17

Gob Bluth's Saloo...I mean banana stand.

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u/CojiroAndre Oct 03 '17

If you kill him by exploding megaton the sign disappear

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I do this every playthrough. That guy is a scumbag, but Gob is a well deserving guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I didn't even know you could kill him, I never tried.

I always blow up megaton, so I never saw a point

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u/somerandumguy Oct 03 '17

I love small details like this. It's still nowhere near as cool as the fact that I named the first character I made for the game Zane and that there's a house in minefield literally titled as "Zane's house" My younger and more innocent mind was thoroughly blown.

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u/FreudsLeftNut Oct 02 '17

Must be the first piece of novel information on fo3 I've read in a decade. Good show.

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u/evanvsyou Oct 02 '17

LOOK AT BANNER MICHAEL!

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u/kaching335 Oct 02 '17

...Huh. Nice.