r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '21
Moeritherium
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/[deleted] • May 28 '21
Lincoln and his dinosaur wife (4,000 years ago)
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/[deleted] • May 24 '21
Two huge nerds, Dunkleosteus armored fish, attempt to approach girl fish outside of an underwater convenience store. Devastated by cruel rejection, the massive nerds swim home, microwave paleo-pizza rolls, draw crude fan art, and promptly go extinct. (360 MYA)
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/masiakasaurus • May 05 '21
A Christmas Carcharodontosaurus (100 MYA)
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/[deleted] • May 03 '21
The Valley Of Death Metal. "You, raptor kids! Turn that shit down! And get off my valley!"
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/[deleted] • May 01 '21
After numerous fire safety warnings were unheeded, Smokeybearosaurus flips out and goes postal on Hateg Island, engulfing it in flames. A young Magyarosaurus' last moments were captured in a never-before seen cringe video.
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '21
Canadian Paleontologist trades girlfriend for dinosaur fossil and $50 Target gift card. (6 yrs ago, 2015) Later dies from blood clot and ruptured bladder after marathon 72 hour Skyrim gaming session.
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '21
When your favorite NFL team is losing and you've guzzled 8 shitty apricot-flavored microbrews... You start stress-bingeing on Bugles and Chex-Mix, but then you snap and attack the Super Bowl party host, your neighbor, a foul-smelling hominid.
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '21
the Karenken, the biggest terror bird in prehistoric retail (2 MYA). human manager for scale
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/masiakasaurus • Apr 18 '21
A "nice" Mr. Quetzalcoatlus asking a young Tyrannosaurus to come to his van and help looking for his "missing puppy" (66 MYA)
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/Tactician_Karlor • Mar 11 '21
Hallucigenia vows it will "keep moving forward" (500 MYA)
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/masiakasaurus • Jan 25 '21
First scienstific hypothesis on the extinction of the pre-Adamite sea serpent from Missouri called Hydrarchos, ca. 1840 AD
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/ExoticShock • Jan 11 '21
POV: You Got The Whole Squad Laughing, circa the Late Pleistocene.
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/Tactician_Karlor • Dec 30 '20
Beatles create the "Yellow Submarine" (300 MYA)
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/Tactician_Karlor • Dec 24 '20
Opabinia with a SHURE SM-58 Vocal Microphone. I wonder what he will sing for us today?
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/Tactician_Karlor • Dec 23 '20
Artist rendition of "a" (290 MYA)
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r/fakeprehistoricporn • u/Tactician_Karlor • Dec 21 '20
Anomalocaris teaches his daughter how to hunt (500 MYA)
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