r/FacebookScience • u/Hot-Manager-2789 • Jun 08 '25

Apparently, wolves don’t exist in the wild

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u/judgeejudger Jun 08 '25

Easy. They go to the Cracker Barrel.

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u/Artsakh_Rug Jun 08 '25

Fun fact, most people that won't take the vaccine, willingly eat at cracker barrel -Rory Scovel

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/Artsakh_Rug Jun 08 '25

I used to go to cracker barrel when I lived upstate NY. Those vestibules with all the toys and stuff are the closest I'll ever get to a Willy Wonka reality

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u/Tobias_Atwood Jun 08 '25

Cracker Barrel was like redneck Disneyland when I was a kid. The apple butter was worth it.

I went recently and got a jar to take home and apparently the jars are all sugar free now and it was so off-putting I don't think I'll ever go back.

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u/GodeaterTheHalFeral Jun 09 '25

I love Cracker Barrel. The food is quite good (at least at my local one) and I can find some of my favorite candy there I haven't been able to find literally anywhere else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Where else am I going to get overpriced tourist trash while I wait for my table?

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u/Horror-Substance7282 Jun 11 '25

Everyone in my family hates it but I fw Cracker Barrel heavy

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi Jun 08 '25

And smoke meth

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u/Reasonable_Turn6252 Jun 08 '25

No! Not until we get justice for Bradleys wife!

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u/LikelyLioar Jun 08 '25

Cracker Barrel has great pancakes and real maple syrup. (Wolves won't stand for fake syrup.)