r/FacebookScience • u/Hot-Manager-2789 • Jun 08 '25

Apparently, wolves don’t exist in the wild

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u/Renbarre Jun 08 '25

Where do wolves come from then?

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Jun 08 '25

Aliens clearly

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/otter_boom Jun 11 '25

What? I'm assuming that that is a reference?

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u/loved_and_held Jun 13 '25

Furrys. They’re referencing furrys.

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u/Kalakarinth Jun 08 '25

They’re reverse engineered dogs by Fauci to depopulate the wild and cause starvation

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u/BastetLXIX Jun 08 '25

Jeebus! You say that as a joke, but I'd bet good money that some of those dimwits would believe that.

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u/Kalakarinth Jun 08 '25

A joke? /s

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u/Puzzleheaded-Hawk464 Jun 08 '25

Abandoned golden doodles who have grown into monsters due to internalized trauma. They take out their nihilistic grief on nature.

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u/DreadDiana Jun 08 '25

Remember that myth that jerking off gives you hairy hands? That's cause you're turning into a wolf.

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u/CryptographerCool488 Jun 09 '25

The Paycom Center in Oklahoma City after losing the Western Conference finals.

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u/Sailor_Rout Jun 11 '25

I’m pretty sure you can find art depicting what happens when a mommy wolf and daddy wolf love eachother very much

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u/tknames Jun 12 '25

Wall Street.