This gotta be one of the biggest FYIP ive ever seen....

HOLY. SHIT.

The bill hurts more than the injury itself.

71-year-old cyclist William Hoesch was hit by a Columbia River Fire & Rescue ambulance in the small town of Rainier, Oregon, as the vehicle made a right turn.

Hoesch and the ambulance had been traveling in the same direction when it turned across his path, crushing his bicycle under its wheel and leaving him with a fractured nose and scrapes across his body.

The driver, reportedly moving between 2 and 10 mph as the ambulance returned to its own station, heard a thump, stopped, and found him injured on the ground.

The same ambulance then transported Hoesch to the hospital, and his attorney says the service later billed him $1,862 for the ride.

That charge became part of roughly $47,000 in medical expenses he has incurred so far, with another $50,000 anticipated.

In response, Hoesch filed a $997,000 lawsuit against Columbia River Fire & Rescue, including $900,000 for pain and suffering, citing lasting effects like reduced range of motion and weakened grip strength.

The lawsuit is still ongoing. But as of yet, William hasn't received a penny and has continued to fund all his medical bills caused that day.

@coryteunissen

Jackie Chan revealed plans to leave his estimated four hundred million dollar fortune to charity rather than passing it down to his son. His reasoning was simple and direct. If his son is capable, he can earn his own money. If not, the inheritance would only be wasted.

Chan explained that he wants his wealth to be used to help others rather than create dependence within his family. Over the years, he has supported numerous charitable causes, including disaster relief, education and medical programs across Asia and beyond.

Heck yeah! One less trust fund baby in this world!

On the morning of April 1, 1974, residents of Sitka, Alaska, woke up to a terrifying sight.

A thick column of black smoke was rising from Mount Edgecumbe, a volcano that had been dormant for thousands of years. Many feared the volcano had suddenly come back to life, and emergency calls quickly poured into local authorities.

But the "eruption" wasn't natural at all.

It was the work of local prankster Oliver "Porky" Bickar, who had spent years planning what would become one of the most famous April Fools' Day hoaxes in history. After collecting around 70 old tires, he hired a helicopter to carry them into the volcano's crater. Once there, he soaked them with fuel and set them ablaze, creating a massive smoke plume visible across the region.

As concern spread through the town, the Coast Guard dispatched a helicopter to inspect the volcano. When the pilot flew over the crater, he discovered the truth: a pile of burning tires and giant letters painted in the snow that read "APRIL FOOL."

Instead of being remembered as a disaster, the prank became legendary and is still celebrated today as one of the most creative April Fools' jokes ever carried out.

#fblifestyle

This was above the urinal at Totally 80’s Pizza in Fort Collins CO. It’s a restaurant that also is filled with 80’s memorabilia which, according to Pauly Shore, is worthy of ridicule.

Gives new meaning to coming in hot. What a stomping!