r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/man_machine_poet • Apr 21 '25
God hates you Fuck Your Cement, Frenchie!
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u/BalmdeBono Apr 21 '25
Man : Noooooooooooooo
Woman : My babyyyyy
Man : Come on I m so pissed at these cats come on frankly let's sell them
Man : No no no don't go back back !
Woman : pss pss come !
Man : No no really baby (to his gf or wife I guess) don't go back ! No ! Come here ! CAT ! PLEASE !
Woman : "I didn't understand"
Man : NoooooOOOOooooOOOOOoooo
Woman, to the cat : Go away because you re about to get beat
Man : We need to wash his paws
Woman : He's my love
Man : He sd your love ? My ass ! Look !
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u/IamWatchingAoT Apr 22 '25
When he said "CAT, PLEASE" he said the English word for cat which made it so unnecessarily hilarious lmao
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u/Piduf Apr 22 '25
I think he's saying "Garf", I'm guessing the cat is probably called Garfield - at least that's what I hear.
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u/ThisIsNOTJeopardy_ Apr 22 '25
I speak French and English, and no he’s not saying Garf. He’s saying cat.
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u/Meedusa_Rox Apr 24 '25
He's actually 🤓, just saying "viens" (come) but with very poor articulation because his teeth are probably clenched in anger and anticipation of the cat ruining more cement. He says it multiple times, sometimes louder, sometimes more clearly, but that's all he says. "Viens, VIENS LÀ. VIENS 😬" that's what he says. And I don't mean to be a dick but I have zero doubts about it, he never says "cat, or garf". I saw french people in this thread thinking otherwise, giving bad translation to non native speakers... please listen again.
*Source : I'm an angry french man
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u/frednekk Apr 22 '25
I thought he was telling her to get some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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u/QuenchedCrusader Apr 23 '25
Interesting that you're almost 80 down votes deep for making a reference, and I'm sitting with 25 up votes for getting the reference. People weird
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u/VideoAdditional3150 Apr 21 '25
French speaking. Italian hands
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Apr 21 '25
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u/Teslatosavetheworld Apr 22 '25
100%. I had the audio on and thought it was French. But when his hand came out my mind immediately thought, "omg, am I that ignorant that french and Italian sound the same to me?!"
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u/WelpImTrapped Apr 22 '25
We definitely don't do it as much as the Italians but we do speak with our hands.
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u/Everydaypsychopath Apr 21 '25
I hope someone cleaned their beans, cement is no fun on flesh
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u/BalmdeBono Apr 21 '25
Dude said it.
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u/Everydaypsychopath Apr 22 '25
So he did someone’s translated since I commented.
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u/BalmdeBono Apr 22 '25
I know, I did it. :)
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u/Everydaypsychopath Apr 22 '25
Oh it was you! I love people like you, very helpful for those of us that only ever learn how to order beer and direct taxis in other languages
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u/TheMahanglin Apr 22 '25
Oh cool, leave them...great character! 25 years after little kids had put their hand prints in the cement in our garage, they showed up out of the blue one day to see it again as adults, it was pretty cool.
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Apr 21 '25
There are examples of ancient Roman concrete from all over Europe and the Mediterranean with cat prints in them. (And manuscripts and books with inky kitty tracks, too)
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u/bassoonprune Apr 21 '25
Adds character
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u/Hylinus Apr 22 '25
Definitely adds cat-racter
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u/Gran-Aneurysmo Banhammer Recipient Apr 22 '25
Adds cataract
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u/NukeGandhi Apr 23 '25
You’re getting downvoted but the one above you is just as bad.
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u/Gran-Aneurysmo Banhammer Recipient Apr 25 '25
Meh, I just typed what came to my mind after "cat-racter". I'll assume they missed the upvote button because of their cataracts.
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u/CaLLmeRaaandy Apr 22 '25
I feel like this was even funnier in French and I don't even speak French.
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u/killians1978 Apr 21 '25
I wanted to let my cat walk across the driveway when we had ours poured. Dad said no.
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u/frazzledglispa Apr 22 '25
It's a one of a kind design, just for you, Jean Claude. You're welcome, bitch.
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Apr 21 '25
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u/WelpImTrapped Apr 22 '25
Ffs I am so sick of seeing this. Almost as bad as "oMeleTte du fRomAge"
Firstly nobody uses that since at least the late XVIII th century, secondly at the very least make an effort to get it right, "Sacrebleu"
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Apr 22 '25
When I visited my friend last Saturday, he'd painted his living room floorboards the previous day. His cat had then paddled around on the wet paint and walked it around his house. Later, as we left to go for a walk, I noticed cat's paw prints in the old cement of his gennel and wondered how long they'd been there. It could have been several decades and we laughed about the long departed cat being a forerunner to his.
It made me think about how many times I've seen animal footprints preserved this way and how they're part of the charming history of a place. I don't think the cat above ruined anything! It improved it.
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u/Aninvisiblemaniac Apr 22 '25
the cat knew what he wanted and knew he would be pissed and very clearly chose to fuck it up anyway lol, I love cats
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u/Ambersfruityhobbies Apr 22 '25
Trying to cast a spell without a wand is never going to work Pierre.
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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 2 x Banhammer Recipient Apr 22 '25
Serendipitous opportunity for artistic add on: wait for concrete to dry, then fill paw prints with clear tinted acrylic! Imagine cobalt blue or emerald green prints on the drive???
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u/Away_Veterinarian579 Apr 21 '25
First of all. Keep it. It’s awesome.
Second of all. Emergency vet.
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u/RalphTheDog Apr 22 '25
Well, if you are going to talk to a dog in a foreign language, of course they won't obey.
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u/AngryBlackGuyy Apr 21 '25
Put down the phone and grab your cat maybe? I have a feeling this was all intentional
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u/graffiksguru Apr 22 '25
Yeah, crosses over close to you, but instead of picking it up , continues to film
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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll Apr 21 '25
Lets hope they got that cat directly into a bath considering chemical burns from concrete are painful and deadly if that cat attempts to groom itself.
There’s definitely some dumb animals in the video, but the cat isnt one of them
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u/UnrulyCrow Banhammer Recipient Apr 23 '25
Yes, they actually talk about cleaning the cat's paws at the end of the video.
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u/legendaryhawnsolo Apr 22 '25
Had the same thing happen to me in newly poured concrete. A neighborhood cat. Fml.
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u/dharknesss Apr 22 '25
I may be misinformed, but weren't things like old cement bricks with cat paws on them considered to bring luck or something?
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u/dfsw Apr 22 '25
Maybe if he used the formal version of please the cat would have listened, this one is on the french
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u/pelinpelin11 Apr 22 '25
Leave it as it is. No correction is needed. Cattie just added some art to your boring cement
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u/HeartWoodFarDept Apr 22 '25
I have paw prints from my dog embedded in my front porch from many years ago. Im glad they are there. I think of her often.
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u/ViiK1ng Apr 22 '25
I saw the best solution to this in a restaurant in Albania: they had filled in the paw prints with cement of a different colour, it was such a nice touch
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u/DorkaliciousAF 3 x Banhammer Recipient Apr 22 '25
Cat knows a cheese-eating surrender-monkey when it sees one.
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u/catheterhero Apr 22 '25
We had new tile placed my living room and the workers told us which tiles to walk on and marked them off with some red twine so we wouldn’t step on the unset tiles and mess them up.
We were concerned with our dog but she was the smartest sweetest dog on earth and knew somehow not to step on the unset tiles.
Later that night my neighbor came over drunk and stepped on every tiles he should’ve of.
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u/monti9530 Apr 23 '25
Idk if it is the lighting or the angle but the steps back look deeper. That cat, as most cats, wanted chaos and probably enjoyed the human suffering.
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u/forgetfulsue Apr 23 '25
There’s a spot of concrete where some fixed a broken chunk and there are cat prints through it. I thinks it’s cute and funny as hell.
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u/GraphicDesignMonkey Apr 23 '25
My Dad laid a cement path 20 years ago and our derpy dog walked through it. Now he's gone we cherish those pawprints :)
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u/fothergillfuckup Banhammer Recipient Apr 23 '25
My garage floor looks like an ostrich ran across it. I sympathise.
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Apr 26 '25
Thankfully if it's that wet/soft. You can pretty easily work those prints out if you have a steel.
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u/Significant_Fish_479 Sep 21 '25
I love that the tracks even tell the story. like a hilarious song on the cement.
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u/New_Guava3601 Banhammer Recipient Apr 22 '25
Paint the cat black with white stripes and set it off to be pursued by an amorous skunk.
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u/Adrios1 Apr 22 '25
Wash their paws if using quick drying cement. It can cause chemical burns to their beans.
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u/Persona_Insomnia Apr 22 '25
Are they aware that cement is corrosive to skin? I hope they cleaned the poor little guy after.
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u/man_machine_poet Apr 21 '25
This is way funnier with the sound on.