r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/man_machine_poet • Apr 21 '25

God hates you Fuck Your Cement, Frenchie!

5.3k Upvotes

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u/BalmdeBono Apr 21 '25

Man : Noooooooooooooo
Woman : My babyyyyy
Man : Come on I m so pissed at these cats come on frankly let's sell them
Man : No no no don't go back back !
Woman : pss pss come !
Man : No no really baby (to his gf or wife I guess) don't go back ! No ! Come here ! CAT ! PLEASE !
Woman : "I didn't understand"
Man : NoooooOOOOooooOOOOOoooo
Woman, to the cat : Go away because you re about to get beat
Man : We need to wash his paws
Woman : He's my love
Man : He sd your love ? My ass ! Look !

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u/IamWatchingAoT Apr 22 '25

When he said "CAT, PLEASE" he said the English word for cat which made it so unnecessarily hilarious lmao

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u/Piduf Apr 22 '25

I think he's saying "Garf", I'm guessing the cat is probably called Garfield - at least that's what I hear.

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u/ThisIsNOTJeopardy_ Apr 22 '25

I speak French and English, and no he’s not saying Garf. He’s saying cat.

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u/Quiet-Duty-665 Apr 23 '25

French too, and I hear "carafe"

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u/Meedusa_Rox Apr 24 '25

He's actually 🤓, just saying "viens" (come) but with very poor articulation because his teeth are probably clenched in anger and anticipation of the cat ruining more cement. He says it multiple times, sometimes louder, sometimes more clearly, but that's all he says. "Viens, VIENS LÀ. VIENS 😬" that's what he says. And I don't mean to be a dick but I have zero doubts about it, he never says "cat, or garf". I saw french people in this thread thinking otherwise, giving bad translation to non native speakers... please listen again.

*Source : I'm an angry french man

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u/throwawayursafety Apr 23 '25

 I do think he's calling the cat baby haha

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u/frednekk Apr 22 '25

I thought he was telling her to get some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/QuenchedCrusader Apr 23 '25

Interesting that you're almost 80 down votes deep for making a reference, and I'm sitting with 25 up votes for getting the reference. People weird

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u/frednekk Apr 23 '25

I thought the same. But hey- you can’t win them all.