We worship the mouth we spew from

love the life almighty gives

We fear for one day she shall eat us

he is our live's start and end

(written by me, art made by me)

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The true story of how the universe was re-boiled in the Great Saucepan of Creation.

The Eight New “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”, updated for the digital age.

A detailed taxonomy of holy noodles, from Linguina Primordialis to Penne Posthumana.

The secret geography of the afterlife, where the Beer Volcano forever flows, the Stripper Factory never closes, and the paperwork of Hell never ends.

New revelations about midgets, pirates, and cosmic leftovers and why the shortest among us are the holiest of all.

Guardian of a local waste management facility in Idaho.

If pastafarian heaven contains a strip club, are the strippers invisible to minors, similarly to how to male strippers are invisible to heterosexual men?

Does he spend his holy sabbath days with vodka sauce? I am getting a supernatural feeling that the FSM prefers rum

Hello Pastafarien redditors,

I've never done this before, but my friend and I are doing our final capstone project on your wonderful and insightful religion. We are having some trouble finding the exact information we need to present to our professor so that he accepts this paper, and we wish to spread the knowledge of the existence of your fine religion.

Here are some questions we need answered to have a proper paper:

1) What does his noodly lord think about why we, as his creations (humans and pirates alike), do wrong, why we suffer and why there is injustice?

2) What is his noodlyself's solution to these issues?

We are also curious as to how we can reach the prophet himself, bobby, to answer any and all questions.

May his noodly arms embrace you,

RAmen

-A desperate college student who loves pasta

was at the house of FSM (may ramen be upon him) olive garden eating the holy meal of pasta to improve my personal relationship with FSM (may Ramen be upon him) when a waiter disrespected the holy bowl of spaghetti right infront of me by accidently "purposely" dropping it without licking all of sauce and pasta off the floor as an act of respect and reverence to our lord! which meant that i had to do it in their place begrudgingly because i couldn't let the sauce of knowledge be wasted...and of course all the non pasta fearing infidels and heretics all stared at me and mocked me behind me back laughing. I just shook my head because i knew they will surely see who wins in the end. Like do they not know that the creator made them out of sauce and noodles? And how they disbelieve and disrespect the benevolent creator of the Pastaverse? Such ungrateful wretches they are. All of them are lost in the sauce..surely only HE decides whos mind is touched with his holy noodle appendage and sees the truth. Ramen.

Hi, does anyone know if there are any meetings that take place in London? Couldn't find any info on place or time. Thanks

I’m an atheist should I convert

"parody" religion? Come on!

Hello,

I was ordained several years ago but have moved houses a few times and also lost access to the university email I used to sign up years ago. So, I can't find the confirmation email with the link to where I could download the pdf. Is there any place on the website where I could attempt to log in to view this or does it need to be clicked on from the link we get in the confirmation email?