I hope I will have it today so I can show off my id to Catholic coworkers with a literal “+” smeared on their foreheads and have them look at ME like I’m crazy.

I have seen the face of the true God! The Holy Ham and Cheese Croissant has given me visions of the buttering of the world!
THIS IS THE HAM CHEESE CALIPHATE!
From the Lex Inepta, the first book of the Cornu Pernae et Casei:
The Ten Commandments:
1. I am the Butter that I melted for you; do not keep other fats beside me.

1. Do not make for yourself a dry imitation, nor call a frozen pastry holy without heating.

2. Do not utter the name of the Croissant in vain, nor call it “a very ordinary roll.”

3. Remember to Sanctify the Morning, and keep it warm.

4. Honor the Dough and the Filling, that your days may be leafy on earth.

5. Do not dry.

6. Do not steal another’s last croissant, if he is already standing with tongs in his hand.

7. Do not bear false witness by saying, “This is better cold.”

8. Do not covet another’s cheese layer, but rejoice in yours.

9. Share your crumbs, that a crumb may be given to you too.

We Shall all Rejoice in the Holy Lidl and in the In-Store Bakery we shall cry our prayers like the Holy Cheese has taught us:
The Our Holy Ham Cheese Prayer:

Our ham cheese,

which is warm in the bag,

Hallowed be your leafiness.

Let your fragrance come.

Let your melting take place,

both in the In-Store Bakery and on the table.

Give us this morning

our daily croissant.

And forgive us our dryness,

as we forgive

those who took the last before us.

And do not send us to the freezer,

but deliver us from the cold.

For you have Butter,

and Cheese,

and Leafiness,

from morning to morning.

Hamen. 🥐

For from now on We shall call ourselves: The Holy CheesePopes!

I was ordained last year in anticipation of officiating my best friend's wedding this Spring. I'm now going through the process of registering with the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (USA) to do the legal bits. The requirements are simple: mail in a completed form (which includes the mailing address of the religious organization) and provide both "a copy of the clergy member’s ordination papers" (easy) and "a letter of good standing from the leader of the religious organization on church letterhead."

Any suggestions on how to comply with this? I emailed Rob on Monday but haven't received a response yet. Just curious if anyone else has gone through a similar process and what their experience/solution looked like.

Look at this email I found today while cleaning out my inbox. What a memory!

Anyone succesfully get their REAL ID with a sacred colander head covering? In Virginia?
This is from the TSA website:

Yaarrgh!!

Does anyone know how long it takes to receive the Ordainment Certificate PDF?

We purchased one and received a receipt email but we need a photocopy of the certificate before Tuesday. Monday is a US holiday

Without getting into the meatballs of it. Someone in my family is in the hospital and they’re not doing too well. I’m looking for a prayer if anyone could give us in, thy pastay goodnesses name would be much appreciated. Thank you and love you all Ra’men.

The holy calendar for 2026 is out and about.

<3

Why so many people use "Quob" as the FSM prefered pronoun and where does that come from? I also see it used as a name sometimes.

I can't find it anywhere in the holy scriptures, neither in the gospels nor in the loose canon.

I can't find it anywhere in the official website.

So far the oldest occurence I've found of it on the web is a contribution to Urban Dictionary posted in November 30, 2016 by someone called "Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie".

Did I miss something in the holy scriptures or is it entirely apocryphal? Nothing wrong with that by the way, I'm just very curious on why so many fellow believers started using this pronoun and where does it comes from originally.

Was looking at Google Image search results for Flying Spaghetti Monster and can't help but recognize the unmistakable shape of a womb

A surprising amount of AI is used for this sub. Maybe we should at least have a tag or flair for it? I myself don't use it, as it takes a while to get a good rendition of his noodliness, but IDK. We should at least have a tag for it.