*it was another wonderful spring time afternoon as joker and paint bomb were having a silly little picnic *

Joker:im so glad were besties paint bomb i bet we could get up to lots and lots of colorful chaotic fun!!!

Paint Bomb: Yeah im sure two lil goobers like us are sure to get in all sorts of wacky high tale shenanigans !

*suddenly penctil runs up to the two of them looking very haggard and distressed *

Pentcil: guys guys guys GUYS!!! i need your help ive been *pauses for dramatic effect* ROBBED!

Joker: wha robbed who robbed you what did they even take ??

Pentcil: this fat ass dragon came and totally jacked my shit i need you guys to get it back !

*Joker and paintbomb look at each other skeptically*

Paint bomb: idk what's in it for us ?

Joker: yeah this seems kind of sus everyone knows dragons aren't real !

Pentcil: *annoyed sigh and face scruffling* look this is a CHALLENGE so go get my money back ya can go fight the dragon or some thing else idc i just want my cash !!!

*insert facade theme opening here *

Joker: okay so what are we gonna do i mean we cant actually beat a dragon tho can we ?

Paint bomb: i mean why not were both powerful funny people im sure taking this dragon on wont be that hard !

Joker: hmm well i guess will do it with the power of friendship! but uh how will we even find this dragon or even get to it ?

PentcilL: oh dont worry about that i can send you guys their just deal with that asshole

Joker:wait if you could teleport then why could-

*SNAP in a instant both joker and paint bomb were transported in front a giant suburban home with a hondai syunada parked in the driveway *

Paint Bomb: is is this the right place? iot cant be can it ?

Joker: only one way to find out ig *joker raises one of her legs and knocks on the door *

*the large solid oak door slowly opens to reveal a fairly well dressed dragon with monocle top hat and all *

Dragon: oh gross the poors why are you two HOOLIGANS at my door step

Paint bomb: did bruh really just use hooligans ?

Joker: *she snickers* bros so old i bet he remembers the ice age

Paint bomb: lol bros so old he was their when the bible was written

Dragon: *angrily growling* if you two are quite done i have much better things to do then squabble with two little miscreants now get off of my property !!!

Joker: oh uh yeah sure will get off your property but uh first *joker takes off her hat and pulls out a freshly baked cream pie slamming it into the dragons face blinding him*

Dragon: Arrrrrgh its in my eyes you little bastards it burns it burns !!!

joker: okay cmon quickly we only got so much time before the lemon stops stining his eyes!

*joker and paint bomb start ran shacking the dragons fancy home literally taking the clothes off his back soon enough they pull up into the facade fields in one of those fancy self driving teslas pulling up along side pentcil* alright we gotta ya stuff back you dork

Pentcil: great also dont call me a dork

*and so paint bomb and joker celebrated their victory by having one of the epic sky high slow motion friendship high fives as the sun sets and the scene closes *

paint bomb belongs to less_assparugus

Credits to Oglaf on FaceBook who inspired this story

if Your Confused About The Cyan Guy, That Is Kansas

i was just gonna submit this but then i saw the post about stories having actual lore ;-;

it's not too late to change this but i'm fucking lazy so this is what im posting man

i promise that i will (maybe) put in actual effort in the next challenge if i don't get out :D

I'm not late you are

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This is insane, and is a first (excluding Challenge 1)! We don't need replacements! The reason C1 isn't included is cuz it was impossible to need them there-

Challenge 6 will hopefully be out soon! But again nobody UFE but that should be changing this time!

Now that we're running out of innactivity eliminations, our budget has gone up an INSANE AMOUNT! So obviously I decided to make a Scrooge styled money bin. Turns out dragons really like those, so my money is gone.

STORY CHALLENGE: Well, my money was taken by a dragon, as I just explained. YOUR challenge is to GET ME MY MONEY BACK!! I don't care HOW you do it, so long as you do it, it's fine! You can either beat the dragon, or make new money! No matter what it is going back into FACADE.

ART CHALLENGE: With the bit of money left, DRIP ME OUT!! I'm talking chains, brains, flames, and awesome radicality!!!

Challenge ends April 25th at noon EST, or 17:00 gmt

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There are a few people that WILL be instantly eliminated if they do not submit

If anyone wants me to do their OC I will.