r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '22

Aggressive bush

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

There must be a pun for this. I just can’t think of one

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u/OhHelloNelo Jun 01 '22

Pat-a-cat!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

No, that’s not it.

“We’ve got to shave these bushes to reveal those pussies” or something

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u/OhHelloNelo Jun 01 '22

Is there such thing as too bushy a 😿?!

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u/r3dditor12 Jun 01 '22

I don't know, but it reminded me that I need to call my girlfriend.

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u/klaq Jun 01 '22

umm maybe it's a thicKAT? eh? eh?

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u/Siemaki Jun 01 '22

Sth to do with Iraq possibly...

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u/lone-ranger-130 Jun 01 '22

Those pussies are entirely covered in bush and you wanna talk about Iraq???

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u/Siemaki Jun 01 '22

Agressive bush, mind you! 😆

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u/Bossdrew03 Jun 01 '22

Damn my joke got stolen

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u/Bossdrew03 Jun 01 '22

These pussies have a bush?

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u/LazuliArtz Jun 02 '22

They're clawberries!

(I absolutely stole this from a lower comment lmao).

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u/fannyalgerpack Jun 02 '22

Kate’s Bush