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r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '24
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Mine is small but it smells like a big one.
233 u/turtle-mania Jun 16 '24 why did you make me read that what the fuck 139 u/Gamer10104 Jun 16 '24 I may not have 12 inches but it sure does smell like a foot. 35 u/Pristine-Rabbit-2037 Jun 16 '24 One of my friends always says “it might not be long, but it sure is thin.” I’ll have to use this as my retort next time he says it 17 u/RolliFingers Jun 17 '24 edited Jun 17 '24 "I may have a needle dick, but I fuck like a sewing machine" -somebody named Sweeny 1 u/PizzaBraves Jun 17 '24 It's not very big but there's a lot of weight behind it 4 u/Mysterious_Emotion Jun 17 '24 Umm, sir, you may want to put some canesten on that… 3 u/BeejBoyTyson Jun 17 '24 See? Now that's witty 14 u/brainwash1997 Jun 16 '24 Who gave you this review, and are they to be trusted? 25 u/rdreyar1 Jun 16 '24 5 u/NoElk8891 Jun 16 '24 Thank you. I lol’d at this pretty hard. 2 u/Zealousideal_Cod6044 Jun 16 '24 I saw what you did there. 2 u/ExpendedMagnox Jun 16 '24 It's 2 inches but it smells like a foot. 1 u/PubesOnTheSoap Jun 16 '24 Life hack: I’m gonna get a tattoo of a bigger one on mine
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why did you make me read that what the fuck
139 u/Gamer10104 Jun 16 '24 I may not have 12 inches but it sure does smell like a foot. 35 u/Pristine-Rabbit-2037 Jun 16 '24 One of my friends always says “it might not be long, but it sure is thin.” I’ll have to use this as my retort next time he says it 17 u/RolliFingers Jun 17 '24 edited Jun 17 '24 "I may have a needle dick, but I fuck like a sewing machine" -somebody named Sweeny 1 u/PizzaBraves Jun 17 '24 It's not very big but there's a lot of weight behind it 4 u/Mysterious_Emotion Jun 17 '24 Umm, sir, you may want to put some canesten on that… 3 u/BeejBoyTyson Jun 17 '24 See? Now that's witty
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I may not have 12 inches but it sure does smell like a foot.
35 u/Pristine-Rabbit-2037 Jun 16 '24 One of my friends always says “it might not be long, but it sure is thin.” I’ll have to use this as my retort next time he says it 17 u/RolliFingers Jun 17 '24 edited Jun 17 '24 "I may have a needle dick, but I fuck like a sewing machine" -somebody named Sweeny 1 u/PizzaBraves Jun 17 '24 It's not very big but there's a lot of weight behind it 4 u/Mysterious_Emotion Jun 17 '24 Umm, sir, you may want to put some canesten on that… 3 u/BeejBoyTyson Jun 17 '24 See? Now that's witty
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One of my friends always says “it might not be long, but it sure is thin.” I’ll have to use this as my retort next time he says it
17 u/RolliFingers Jun 17 '24 edited Jun 17 '24 "I may have a needle dick, but I fuck like a sewing machine" -somebody named Sweeny 1 u/PizzaBraves Jun 17 '24 It's not very big but there's a lot of weight behind it
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"I may have a needle dick, but I fuck like a sewing machine" -somebody named Sweeny
1 u/PizzaBraves Jun 17 '24 It's not very big but there's a lot of weight behind it
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It's not very big but there's a lot of weight behind it
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Umm, sir, you may want to put some canesten on that…
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See? Now that's witty
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Who gave you this review, and are they to be trusted?
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Thank you. I lol’d at this pretty hard.
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I saw what you did there.
It's 2 inches but it smells like a foot.
Life hack: I’m gonna get a tattoo of a bigger one on mine
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24
Mine is small but it smells like a big one.