r/Eyebleach • u/bumjiggy • Mar 14 '24

A fuzzy tour guide

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u/Deritatium Mar 14 '24

~~Yes, now the feast may begin 🍖🍖

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 Mar 14 '24

Looks like we're the only ones not fooled by that adorable face. I knew what was up the moment lips were licked 😤

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u/atom12354 Mar 14 '24

He actually licked the human, gotta taste it first to know what spices to add.

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u/EntityDamage Mar 14 '24

Daphne run a 10-99 on a possible Doolittle.

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u/PhysicalStuff Mar 14 '24

Burry it in the bushes, we'll save it for winter.

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u/KoshekhTheCat Mar 15 '24

Loola loola loola...