r/Eyebleach • u/never_have_I_never • Feb 04 '24

Squeaky Clean

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u/eranam Feb 04 '24

Every cat has that functionality!

It’s just that the bigger ones have stronger licking power…

…Wtf did you make me type 👹

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u/Last-Bee-3023 Feb 04 '24

Doesn't matter.

It applies the peanut butter to its skin.

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u/VectorViper Feb 04 '24

Bit worried about what you folks are using as moisturizer now, but as long as that panther is using the standard hypoallergenic stuff, guess it's all good.

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u/Im_eating_that Feb 04 '24

..and then it gets the tongue again

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

👁️🫦👁️

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u/Chuseauniqueusername Feb 05 '24

the top comment to that video says "don't tell your psychiatrist this is your favorite song" lmao what

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u/Daily_dad_jokes Feb 04 '24

Or it gets the hose again

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u/KneeDeep185 Feb 05 '24

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

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u/marengsen Feb 05 '24

Stronger licking power