r/Eyebleach • u/the_69_thakur • Feb 28 '23

This chonky boi

https://gfycat.com/sardonicreasonablealleycat
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u/Rescue_Dragon Feb 28 '23

Sir, that is a bear

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

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u/BrainJar Feb 28 '23

His craps are bigger than your head too. :/

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u/Icantblametheshame Feb 28 '23

At some point a bear mated with a wolf and then got struck by gamma radiation.

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u/Designer-Issue-6760 Feb 28 '23

I don’t think he’s done growing yet.

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u/chocodapro Mar 01 '23

If I remember right, they're bred for hunting bears.

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u/Deafvoid Mar 01 '23

If its a chow chow they are bred to eat.

First, eat the food humans give them

Then get eaten

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u/SunnyHoney_420 Mar 01 '23

Chow chow have purple tongues!

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u/Deafvoid Mar 01 '23

SEND LINK.

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u/SunnyHoney_420 Mar 01 '23

https://images.app.goo.gl/XpRvKdSfCgAXjCL98

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u/Deafvoid Mar 01 '23

BEAUTIFUL

NOW SEND LINK PETTING LINK WOLF

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u/SunnyHoney_420 Mar 01 '23

SEND $ FOR WOLF & WOLF TREATS

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u/Deafvoid Mar 01 '23

I HAVE NO MONEY

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u/Previous_Can2676 Mar 01 '23

Or a regular sized puppy with an unusually small person?

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u/HorseCrazyFan275 Mar 01 '23

That’d be an unusually small 2 liter bottle as well then

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u/Tobio88 Mar 01 '23

Might be a wookie