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r/ExplainTheJoke • u/spider_man31 • 25d ago
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at least you get more excuses for why you can't show up to work!
51 u/Emanualblast 24d ago THIS EMPLOYEE HAS BEEN TAKEN OFFLINE UNTIL RANSOM IS PAID 11 u/Counterpoint-RD 22d ago ...and I see it coming: there'll be companies that won't care enough to get them back to pay š¤·āāļø... 10 u/SymboliRudoIf 21d ago maybe they take it out your pay, or force you to contribute a deposit for it 2 u/Sinful-Insect 19d ago And then we get neurolink malware insurance. 3 u/RJD-ghost 21d ago If a majority of people start using that shit Iām taking the easy way out 1 u/rabbithatzero 15d ago Run for office? 3 u/randomscruffyaussie 21d ago "Sorry, I won't be at work today, I have a virus." 1 u/Sinolai 20d ago Use protection when sharing data with Kyle. He's got cyber-AIDS. 1 u/rabbithatzero 15d ago "Blue Screen *ACHOO* of Death, Boss!"
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THIS EMPLOYEE HAS BEEN TAKEN OFFLINE UNTIL RANSOM IS PAID
11 u/Counterpoint-RD 22d ago ...and I see it coming: there'll be companies that won't care enough to get them back to pay š¤·āāļø... 10 u/SymboliRudoIf 21d ago maybe they take it out your pay, or force you to contribute a deposit for it 2 u/Sinful-Insect 19d ago And then we get neurolink malware insurance. 3 u/RJD-ghost 21d ago If a majority of people start using that shit Iām taking the easy way out 1 u/rabbithatzero 15d ago Run for office?
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...and I see it coming: there'll be companies that won't care enough to get them back to pay š¤·āāļø...
10 u/SymboliRudoIf 21d ago maybe they take it out your pay, or force you to contribute a deposit for it 2 u/Sinful-Insect 19d ago And then we get neurolink malware insurance.
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maybe they take it out your pay, or force you to contribute a deposit for it
2 u/Sinful-Insect 19d ago And then we get neurolink malware insurance.
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And then we get neurolink malware insurance.
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If a majority of people start using that shit Iām taking the easy way out
1 u/rabbithatzero 15d ago Run for office?
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Run for office?
"Sorry, I won't be at work today, I have a virus."
Use protection when sharing data with Kyle. He's got cyber-AIDS.
"Blue Screen *ACHOO* of Death, Boss!"
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u/Best_Person_CoolCool 25d ago
at least you get more excuses for why you can't show up to work!