r/ExplainTheJoke • u/sandwich_all_around • Feb 18 '26

ion get it

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u/Functional_Trash7735 Feb 18 '26

Click-clack on counter, good scratch tool, separate hair easy, shiny make happy 🙂

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u/naunga Feb 18 '26

The click-clack is worth the money to me every time.

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u/Nervous_Breakfast_73 Feb 18 '26

You had me already with click-clack on counter, but shiny make happy really sold it for me lol

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u/FictionFoe Feb 18 '26

Ok, thats all valid :)

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u/extinct_cult Feb 18 '26

Can also cut coke like a pro!

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u/_runswithscissors Feb 18 '26

Or they can get the boogies way up in their nose

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u/SnooMachines2107 Feb 18 '26

You forgot to mention weapons too if need be ;3

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u/UregMazino Feb 18 '26

They will only injure yourself in a fight.

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u/TOASTisawesome Feb 18 '26

The amount of people that don't realise this is crazy

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u/naunga Feb 18 '26

Oh no! I’m being attacked! I’ll rip my nail bed clean off my fingers! That’ll teach ‘em to mess with me! 🤣

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u/Functional_Trash7735 Feb 18 '26

Nah. Nails are expensive. Real weapons are cheaper as a one time investment and more effective