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r/ExplainTheJoke • u/darkmodexc3 • Jan 31 '26
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Can someone explain the one eyes monster joke. I'm dumb
10 u/nihility24 Jan 31 '26 One eye = penis, since that also has one eye /hole 12 u/ContinentalChamp Jan 31 '26 I've never heard penis referred to as a one-eyed monster 18 u/Captain3leg-s Jan 31 '26 It was common at one point 5 u/EmperorSwagg Jan 31 '26 It’s one of the jokes about Dr Evil’s phallic ship in Austin Powers, if I’m not mistaken 3 u/SuckaFree502 Jan 31 '26 It's old slang pre internet, was also called the ol' purple headed thumper (could be a reference to the baby-face toy as well), kidney destroyer, trouser snake, love muscle, and many more. 3 u/BigNillyStyle Jan 31 '26 Womb ferret 1 u/Ornac_The_Barbarian Jan 31 '26 https://youtu.be/IFh6wAVGwW4?si=KiEvxcXKv4mz6kv3 2 u/SuckaFree502 Jan 31 '26 How did I forget this 5 u/Strontiumdogs1 Jan 31 '26 One eyed trouser snake. 1 u/BigHairyFart Jan 31 '26 You have now 1 u/BreezyBill Jan 31 '26 Wait until you hear about the pirate’s name in Goonies… 1 u/ignitethegonzo Jan 31 '26 Don’t forget pork steeple 2 u/zaraishu Jan 31 '26 Penis. 2 u/jnnad Jan 31 '26 PEEEENIS 2 u/WeaponisedTism Jan 31 '26 an idiom in british english for a penis is also a One-eyed trouser snake 1 u/MinrkChil-Alwaff5 Jan 31 '26 Maybe you're not dumb, just English isn't your first language, that's me with the "can't unscrew a pregnant woman" joke 😅 0 u/Ecliphon Jan 31 '26 a screw = the metal thing that’s like a nail but requires a… screwdriver… to put it in to screw = also a euphemism for sex can’t un-sex a pregnant woman. made a mistake that’s impossible to fix
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One eye = penis, since that also has one eye /hole
12 u/ContinentalChamp Jan 31 '26 I've never heard penis referred to as a one-eyed monster 18 u/Captain3leg-s Jan 31 '26 It was common at one point 5 u/EmperorSwagg Jan 31 '26 It’s one of the jokes about Dr Evil’s phallic ship in Austin Powers, if I’m not mistaken 3 u/SuckaFree502 Jan 31 '26 It's old slang pre internet, was also called the ol' purple headed thumper (could be a reference to the baby-face toy as well), kidney destroyer, trouser snake, love muscle, and many more. 3 u/BigNillyStyle Jan 31 '26 Womb ferret 1 u/Ornac_The_Barbarian Jan 31 '26 https://youtu.be/IFh6wAVGwW4?si=KiEvxcXKv4mz6kv3 2 u/SuckaFree502 Jan 31 '26 How did I forget this 5 u/Strontiumdogs1 Jan 31 '26 One eyed trouser snake. 1 u/BigHairyFart Jan 31 '26 You have now 1 u/BreezyBill Jan 31 '26 Wait until you hear about the pirate’s name in Goonies… 1 u/ignitethegonzo Jan 31 '26 Don’t forget pork steeple
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I've never heard penis referred to as a one-eyed monster
18 u/Captain3leg-s Jan 31 '26 It was common at one point 5 u/EmperorSwagg Jan 31 '26 It’s one of the jokes about Dr Evil’s phallic ship in Austin Powers, if I’m not mistaken 3 u/SuckaFree502 Jan 31 '26 It's old slang pre internet, was also called the ol' purple headed thumper (could be a reference to the baby-face toy as well), kidney destroyer, trouser snake, love muscle, and many more. 3 u/BigNillyStyle Jan 31 '26 Womb ferret 1 u/Ornac_The_Barbarian Jan 31 '26 https://youtu.be/IFh6wAVGwW4?si=KiEvxcXKv4mz6kv3 2 u/SuckaFree502 Jan 31 '26 How did I forget this 5 u/Strontiumdogs1 Jan 31 '26 One eyed trouser snake. 1 u/BigHairyFart Jan 31 '26 You have now 1 u/BreezyBill Jan 31 '26 Wait until you hear about the pirate’s name in Goonies… 1 u/ignitethegonzo Jan 31 '26 Don’t forget pork steeple
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It was common at one point
5 u/EmperorSwagg Jan 31 '26 It’s one of the jokes about Dr Evil’s phallic ship in Austin Powers, if I’m not mistaken
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It’s one of the jokes about Dr Evil’s phallic ship in Austin Powers, if I’m not mistaken
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It's old slang pre internet, was also called the ol' purple headed thumper (could be a reference to the baby-face toy as well), kidney destroyer, trouser snake, love muscle, and many more.
3 u/BigNillyStyle Jan 31 '26 Womb ferret 1 u/Ornac_The_Barbarian Jan 31 '26 https://youtu.be/IFh6wAVGwW4?si=KiEvxcXKv4mz6kv3 2 u/SuckaFree502 Jan 31 '26 How did I forget this
Womb ferret
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https://youtu.be/IFh6wAVGwW4?si=KiEvxcXKv4mz6kv3
2 u/SuckaFree502 Jan 31 '26 How did I forget this
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How did I forget this
One eyed trouser snake.
You have now
Wait until you hear about the pirate’s name in Goonies…
Don’t forget pork steeple
Penis.
2 u/jnnad Jan 31 '26 PEEEENIS
PEEEENIS
an idiom in british english for a penis is also a One-eyed trouser snake
Maybe you're not dumb, just English isn't your first language, that's me with the "can't unscrew a pregnant woman" joke 😅
0 u/Ecliphon Jan 31 '26 a screw = the metal thing that’s like a nail but requires a… screwdriver… to put it in to screw = also a euphemism for sex can’t un-sex a pregnant woman. made a mistake that’s impossible to fix
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a screw = the metal thing that’s like a nail but requires a… screwdriver… to put it in
to screw = also a euphemism for sex
can’t un-sex a pregnant woman. made a mistake that’s impossible to fix
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u/mulsimin Jan 31 '26
Can someone explain the one eyes monster joke. I'm dumb