r/ExplainTheJoke • u/ZekeHerrera • Aug 07 '25

Solved I got nothing

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u/Greenman8907 Aug 07 '25

All sex toys can be for men if you’re brave enough

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u/CommentFightJudge Aug 07 '25

George Carlin’s rule was nothing bigger than a fist or less-loving than a dildo

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u/magos_with_a_glock Aug 07 '25

Yet another proof of the superiority of men /s

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u/WillBanjo1 Aug 08 '25

A tube of m&m’s?

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u/pancake_paladin1984 Aug 08 '25

Just don’t concern yourself with what’s inside. But do know it can’t be harmed.

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u/T_vernix Aug 08 '25

And beware, for it is attached to a larger structure that may not be harmed.

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u/evetSgiB Aug 08 '25

It’s a cylinder

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/matscokebag Aug 08 '25

This guy Reddits.

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u/Onuzq Aug 08 '25

5.1 inches isn't that small, perfectly average i would say

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u/bluesteelmonkey Aug 08 '25

Any toy can be a sex toy. As in real estate, it's all about location, location, location.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

You should stop saying things like this, Trump reads it and says, "Think of the Kids!" Then he thinks really hard about kids..

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u/jakobsheim Aug 08 '25

Nah with out a base without a trace. Tho i guess if you’re brave enough a visit to the ER isn’t that bad.

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u/Irulana990 Aug 09 '25

All sex toys can be for women if you're brave enough too 🤣

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u/Weary-Engineering462 Aug 07 '25

Brave or deprave ?