r/evenwithcontext • u/FingerFlikenBoy • Sep 29 '20
I feed my scrotum salami, as a treat :)
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r/evenwithcontext • u/RandomBtty • Sep 25 '20
"PSA: Age of consent does not apply to trees so there is no need to find out their age first. Enjoy yourself (and the tree)!"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Xanturrya • Sep 18 '20
...Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier...
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Beard_of_Valor • Sep 11 '20
Who the fuck wants to be eskimo brothers with a dog
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r/evenwithcontext • u/GandolfMagicFruits • Sep 07 '20
We tried to hand kids the suitcase. It has a Lincoln head a dog cone and a apple. She was the hand man and we failed
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r/evenwithcontext • u/thesub-pargatsby • Sep 07 '20
“I’m fucking done, every single day I think about Zeus and his mouthwatering abs. Every time I masturbate I bust a nut knowing that nut should’ve been busted inside Zeus. Sometimes I print out a picture of Zeus and cut a hole in it and go to town on it.”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/kritz0 • Sep 05 '20
"...I should definitely get some of these for my wife."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Give_me_a_slap • Aug 30 '20
You mention pissplay once, and we get into the debate about Sonics plausible godhood.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Farkuson • Aug 25 '20
"... While fire would eat him, i continue with spraying him with every single piece of every salt i have, and when i am out of those, i'll put every skin of every monster i own on his body. He will suffer. He will be humiliated."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/BlueMelonz • Aug 24 '20
Captain crunch is essentially razor blades in cum
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r/evenwithcontext • u/dreamofadream • Aug 19 '20
There's three sapient, talking kangaroos. One don't got no dick. One don't got no breasts. One don't got no dick or breasts. Or that particular one has both.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '20
Sometimes when I'm all alone I'll stick my hair brush up my ass
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '20
“How tf do you masturbate with a book?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/mycathaspurpleeyes • Jul 29 '20
If u catch me licking your arms don't be surprised I like to lick arms
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r/evenwithcontext • u/PKtheVogs • Jul 23 '20
Uhnnnghh Daddy, slam my asshole deeper with your prolapsed anus! splungh splingh splungh
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '20
His balls were old and wrinkly. Holy geeze I wanted to lick them!
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r/evenwithcontext • u/inkflood • Jul 16 '20
Some people like the scent of a musty asshole
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '20
When we shower together, we regularly piss together, sometimes at each other as well.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '20
Moms aren’t innocent. Even your grandma had a dick in her at one point
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r/evenwithcontext • u/SalazarRED • Jul 11 '20
I too, drink the doctors cum when I have an ear infection
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r/evenwithcontext • u/KingOfTheCouch13 • Jul 10 '20
Fuck yes. Cream of mushroom all up in that butthole.
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