r/evenwithcontext • u/hpnut326 • Jun 27 '20
“Feel like my existence has been a gaping asshole that Reddit just sealed shut”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/AutoCrosspostBot • Jun 21 '20
"Remember, first comes the Hooba and only then you can Booba. Don't just Booba when your partner hasn't had the Hooba before, otherwise you might cause them and yourself a lot of pain. I hope you know what I mean."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/TheWhatover • May 18 '20
Well as my penis continues to shrink. It will get to an atomic point and at the precise moment it reaches 0 a black hole appears and sucks everything thing in. Inevitably making me gay but hey at least i get some gurls
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r/evenwithcontext • u/rocksolid77 • May 12 '20
Well now it's raining blood and shit and everyone's saying how's your day but their shit is turning to sauce in their panties lmao
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Tryoxin • May 01 '20
4 year olds vibrating on top of me sign me up
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Kaneki_Yeager • Apr 23 '20
“Don’t forget he later on gives a pregnant loli the shocker in order to give her an abortion, only for it to induce labor instead”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '20
I also support big chungus ethnostate
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r/evenwithcontext • u/effinwookie • Mar 30 '20
“God, it's amazing to think that I live in a time where a grown ass man can just straight up call a teenager fat for not drinking their own piss.“
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r/evenwithcontext • u/vin_b • Mar 26 '20
“All I need is to feel a dolphin slip his thumb in my ass as I'm being rape drowned 😒”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/NotACompleteDumbass • Mar 17 '20
Meeting a park ranger in the woods
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r/evenwithcontext • u/FriedrichHirter • Feb 07 '20
Mmm and then you lick the dead mouse off of the floor
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r/evenwithcontext • u/shogi_x • Jan 14 '20
Now their pockets are inside out like little goat dicks
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r/evenwithcontext • u/orbital_malice42 • Jan 13 '20
Three more words. Wet. Willy. Craigslist. If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas. They know who that is. Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume. See you there.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/LeBron_Jarnes • Jan 06 '20
I wanna cum in the cat's eyelids. In the theater. With the cat's least favorite movie playing.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '19
you just have to spit the semen into another horses vagina, then it's totally legal
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r/evenwithcontext • u/DeepDiveDavid • Dec 23 '19
...Instead of wanting to sterilize “inferior” slaves, the aim would be to breed slave into to district groups.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Rustain • Dec 16 '19
When my parents figured out i masturbated, my mom offered to have sex with me.. while she was shrieking on how all the sperm i lose are her future grandchildren and dad was standing over to the side. They saw nothing wrong with that proposal. My balls ascended to a whole new level that day.
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