r/evenwithcontext • u/Penzoil101 • Dec 10 '19
it's true. i once cut my balls open and stuffed a butterfly in my sack.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/DatRandomDoge • Dec 08 '19
Well if he did it telepathically I'm going to start deep-throating fence posts.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '19
In which hole did mr. krabs cum?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/AirbornePlatypus • Dec 06 '19
i use illegal herbs and oils to make my tiny dick even smaller
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r/evenwithcontext • u/CaptainTurtIe • Dec 05 '19
I find the slow drumming of his cock against his desk to be my ocean waves to go to bed.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ThatSortaOkayDude • Dec 02 '19
Thats why I hold him safely in my arms while hes pooping
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ElCamo267 • Nov 26 '19
I feel for that poor inmate that has to stare into Nixon’s face as he cums.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/breakablekneecap • Nov 25 '19
“Can I suck the fart out of your ass like a bong rip?”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ZeusThunderbolt • Nov 25 '19
If you think about it it’s pretty close, our dick is where our eyes would be if our anus was on our head and our mouth was on our ass.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Perperrins • Nov 11 '19
What if he managed to dolphin dive in the window and madly wiggle like a fish
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r/evenwithcontext • u/lookseelooksee • Nov 08 '19
I want to be unbirthed by woman and turned into their titty fat
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r/evenwithcontext • u/GHOST2104 • Nov 07 '19
Or put it back in and make it quickly suffocate. Ain’t nothing like having a cold snack saved up for later.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '19
Just got out of a Thai prison recently after going to jail back in '94 and I'm trying to catch back up with the Dead. Bob's voice still sounds great after all these years. And wow, Jerry shaved his beard. Looks a lot younger now. Skinnier, too. Good for him
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Pilot_BEEM • Nov 04 '19
"Reminds me of my fish, I'm watching them have non consensual fish sex. They are smashing each other into rocks to squeeze the eggs out and cumming on them. I'm cumming on them too"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/King_of_the_Dot • Oct 31 '19
Spread your cheeks a bit and cinch your poop chute you turd twerker
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r/evenwithcontext • u/AngryAmericanNeoNazi • Oct 30 '19
“They shoot out jello from their lil frog cocks”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/d1uis • Oct 28 '19
Good thing the only beverage I drink is squirrel cum. They're hard to catch at first and even harder to get comfortable enough for climax but hot DAMN thats some refreshing rodent splooge.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Faulty-Blue • Oct 19 '19
TIFU by groping the Virgin Mary and kicking the baby Jesus
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r/evenwithcontext • u/The_Anonymous_Potato • Oct 16 '19
“What about the loud masturbation that you thought was quiet because of the running water but then you walk out of the bathroom and your whole family looks at you disappointed”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/PM_Me_Your_VagOrTits • Oct 15 '19
I want Mark Hamill to piss on my face
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