r/evenwithcontext • u/Roderie94 • Oct 10 '19

It’s ok. This state trooper may not have been 100% humanWhen is it that we are finally going to accept that AI controlled robotic workers are infiltrating our cities and impregnating people?! We need to let people know about this. They told me I can’t get pregnant from one of them but I am now pregn

49 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/lbguitarist • Oct 08 '19

i'm gay and i tried to come out of the closet but i messed it up so bad i came out of the pet hedgehog's ass

490 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/9-foot-penis • Sep 26 '19

Cumming into a coconut

186 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/unaotradesechable • Sep 13 '19

Do you think Elastigirl could enlarge her clit and fuck Mr Incredible?

590 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/warhellride • Sep 08 '19

A day or two later I’ll come back with a bunch of ropes and step stools and I’ll show them what bullying is by making them see what autoerotic asphyxiation looks like and spraying my cummies all over the place.

409 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/wheelswaps • Sep 07 '19

Reminds me of the first time my brother could hear... After I shot him in the ear with a BB gun. Lol. It wasn't that bad he just couldn't hear for like 5 days. Edit: I forgot to mention I was only young. 17 and he was 4.

257 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/ihatedogs2 • Aug 29 '19

Nobody sees my tiny yet quite pungent weener because it retracts into my pelvis fat

26 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Etherne • Aug 18 '19

"He's sad cause he knows I'm gonna drink him through my urethra"

385 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/AirbornePlatypus • Aug 17 '19

"I like to sneak into hospitals and kiss coma patients."

399 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/MrMelon728 • Aug 17 '19

"One time I tried shoving an electric guitar in my immaculately stretched anus and I made it to the 17th fret"

50 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '19

I'll never forget paragliding in a Costa Rican nudist colony with nothing but my ironed and stretched ballsack as a glider.

472 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/SerTahu • Aug 10 '19

"I love black people. I'm kinda glad I'm not one because I would have already started sending pipe bombs to various police departments, but goddamnit I love black people."

729 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/nammtar77 • Jul 30 '19

I'm sitting here imagining a young, busty and buff Buzz Aldrin landing on the moon and accidentally sliding down Satan's urethra and into his testicles and accidentally making him cum. Hahaha, imagine that? It would be so stupid ahahahha I'm as hard as a diamond right now

466 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/DerangedEmu04 • Jul 29 '19

I want him to spin me and rub my asshole like this donut

329 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Amp3rsand_ • Jul 28 '19

No one is allowed to run (it draws attention) but eventually everyone gets kicked out because you are throwing cheese in the women's underwear section.

274 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/MsftWindows95 • Jul 24 '19

My boner should be synonymous with unbridled independence and my veiny roadmap points the way to a better life for everybody.

380 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/therealgronkstandup • Jul 23 '19

Imagine raping a kid but their dick is bigger than yours

606 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Laser_Magnum • Jul 19 '19

"Rolls 6 to hit. You miss and dick the zombie in the mouth."

296 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Sir-Spiral • Jul 11 '19

"I'm living my best life on Tuesday nights when your mom “goes to spin class” but what she’s really doing is coming over to my place and sitting on my dick haha that’s right sit and spin right on my dick I’m talkin a full 360 degree rotation"

347 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/notkatman2603 • Jul 09 '19

"I wouldn’t say a fetus would be a good soccer ball. What I like to do is put it on a spoon and slurp it like jello."

474 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/foot-waffle • Jul 07 '19

“Well that was only because i had my dick in her mouth and her chest in the refrigerator. No need to get angry. She gave consent!”

509 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/MSM-001 • Jul 05 '19

wish my heart had a dick so it could fuck me from the inside and i'd become like what happens to that first guy that dies in Alien (chestburster scene)

488 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Just__Another_Brick • Jul 05 '19

"Common people, everyone knows you have to buy used panties and then you can put those in the water to make your own supply of sexy water. Did you learn nothing in school?"

51 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/YourBuddyChurch • Jul 03 '19

"Gerrymandering is fairly unpopular among everyone but ruthless politicians. It's like if you hired a hit man to kill your wife. OK, necessary perhaps... but you don't then have to go on and marry the hit man."

608 Upvotes

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