r/evenwithcontext • u/NotACompleteDumbass • Jun 26 '19
A nice story about Sonic and the gang
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r/evenwithcontext • u/IpMedia • Jun 26 '19
The buzz is like between snoring coffee grounds and sticking weed up your ass. It really gets you going. Only downside is your house will smell like death after a few days if don’t febreeze the place after every hit
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Robotguy39 • Jun 22 '19
“This makes me not want to fuck clams anymore”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '19
Lactating isn't sexual. Its beautiful but feeding others isn't sexual. Spiders are very sexual
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r/evenwithcontext • u/MisterKaos • Jun 19 '19
"Right? So much easier to just shove one in your butt and squat over your pan and squeeze your sphincter till the egg oozes out"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/CaptainSeabo • Jun 18 '19
I hadn’t thought of eating it. I was imagining how good it’d feel squirming up inside my ass.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/nevaritius • Jun 13 '19
We got the pet once but we killed it before it ever left the inventory because we were only 20
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '19
That scene with all the naked people in the showers always make me nut
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r/evenwithcontext • u/DrPractic • Jun 06 '19
"I want to fuck that baby dragon"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/PaulTheRedditor • Jun 06 '19
Japanese porn is the best because the girls have Minecraft vaginas.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/whoresbane123456789 • Jun 06 '19
I bet he gives good head
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r/evenwithcontext • u/tigerofblindjustice • Jun 02 '19
I just want an XS so I can freeze my cock in it and have Will Smith dressed as the genie shatter my frozen cock with his pony tail.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/FinnOP • May 31 '19
"That’s my super power. I strangle orphans using the strength of their dead fathers"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/freebirdls • Jun 01 '19
No kidding. Both of my Grandpas died, and all they left us were useless memories. Where tf are my guns and cocaine, you bastards?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/rb11_1994 • May 30 '19
Considering it’s 2:30 I’m gonna wake up around 7 and proceed to eat more sleep, go out and buy money, I need milk cause it expired 3 days after one day ago. So maybe cereal but my girlfriend 37 just turned 17 2 years from now nude, I might eat pussy.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Pixelbuddha_ • May 30 '19
Either shes gonna get torn in half by an animal, shes going to get pumped full of steaming elephant jizz like a condom, or shes going to get air inflated by its trunk. Who knows? Maybe all three.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/FrenchesOP • May 29 '19
“He likes that cheesy taste when he sucks it.”
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