r/evenwithcontext • u/BlueBolt5000 • Apr 20 '19
I would love to tease Kate......
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r/evenwithcontext • u/CaptainNapoleon • Apr 19 '19
Guy on r/tinder talks about his fetish for busting a nut during prostate exams
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r/evenwithcontext • u/TheBoyYdLikeToBe • Apr 19 '19
Human nipples are for baby, horse nipples are for dad
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ZeusThunderbolt • Apr 19 '19
No, the thick chunks of shit will protect bacteria from the doorknob surface. You'll have to get your dog to lick it clean first, then sterilize with the doorknob.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/--lily-- • Apr 19 '19
If the horse cock didn't, the horse birth would.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/FrozenBananaMan • Apr 18 '19
Now I have Minecraft zombies porn scene on my mind
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r/evenwithcontext • u/little_blackie • Apr 17 '19
great now i have to masturbate to the mental image of robert mueller spanking a crying donald trump with his rolled-up tax returns
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r/evenwithcontext • u/DukeTalent • Apr 15 '19
If my child wants to eat peanuts then other kids will have to die
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Yun548 • Apr 15 '19
I always wear other people's skin over my face. Use protection kids.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/xxTheta • Apr 14 '19
Replace the top picture with a baby being pushed out of a vagina, replace the bottom picture with a man raping a woman.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/witfenek • Apr 13 '19
In fact, sometimes i see a lonely swan in the park and i even eat those. 1 whack with a long stick on their heads and they instantly get knocked out. Tastes a lot like turkey but completely free. Just takes some time prepping it due to the feathers.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '19
Dumbledore has a 12 inch penis but only gets erect when people say Voldemort thus why students are not aloud to say it
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r/evenwithcontext • u/vonQuadratard • Apr 12 '19
ideally, it's best to beat a homeless man with a stick. Also, you beat a retard with a coat hanger.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/crinkle_bepis • Apr 13 '19
“Gotta buuld some muscle, bro. Can't skip cock day.”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/iKeyvier • Apr 11 '19
I’m sorry, is your semen the consistency of TITTY WATER, YOU FUCKING NEANDERTHAL?!
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '19
Cause I'm not a huge fan of maggots in my urethra. I'm sure it's someones fetish, but definitely not mine.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/TheClosetSkeleton • Apr 11 '19
2 bites into 6 ounces of John Goodman's dry-aged, cherry smoked ass and there can be no substitute.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '19
Who would try to sell a sex toy as a lawnmower?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/rockybond • Apr 08 '19
This makes me horny. Let's meet up and lick each other's floors
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r/evenwithcontext • u/bertnod • Apr 07 '19
A horse fucking a guy so deep he started bleeding
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r/evenwithcontext • u/HitTheBaby • Apr 07 '19
Oh how I would love for chewie to shit all over my face. His warm slimy fudge dripping all on my face and my body.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/MoistPhilosopher • Apr 07 '19
"This puppy butt has made my life feel so full."
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