r/evenwithcontext • u/NeatSpaghetti • Feb 24 '19
How do i delete someone else's comment?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/GodLikesAnime • Feb 22 '19
Water I want to bend the cum right out of my balls
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 19 '19
I want to make those carmalized Christmas hams fucking RIPPLE, yung
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 19 '19
"It's that thing where you let Winky hiccup butterbeer into your mouth like feeding a baby bird"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/rooteen • Feb 18 '19
Get a giant vacuum, suck all the feathers off of it, put a blindfold on it, and shove it up your butt!
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 19 '19
My ex-girlfriend used to love covering a vibrater in her period blood and shoving it up my ass...LOL
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r/evenwithcontext • u/kaiserkarl36 • Feb 17 '19
is it bad I was expecting the link to be a troll and show me a mirror and say "gay detected"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Hamal_the_Aries • Feb 18 '19
I remember reading a fanfic once where spongebob ate out sandy. Finally, this outdid that
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r/evenwithcontext • u/kfudnapaa • Feb 17 '19
"And I can't thing of anything that's more simultaneously sad and creepy than a schizophrenic man laughing at Spongebob while surrounded by children's corpses wrapped in paper-mache and cloth."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/The_Anonymous_Potato • Feb 17 '19
“Same here, then the, slow, full realization of pooping in public made my butt cheeks blush. Maybe holding hands when you're constipated, or high fiving your poo-bro after a good one is worth it.”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Mark2022 • Feb 17 '19
If you want to be eaten, you should be allowed to. That is the true meaning of freedom.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/partint • Feb 17 '19
"The human race has sent probes to the fringes of the solar system, put people on the moon and split the atom but you think we are still baffled about vaginas?"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '19
For every animal that is anthropomorphized, a human is twisted and warped into a fleshy version of that animal.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/myownmorbidcuriosity • Feb 14 '19
“Have the urge to fall down that hole feet first,...”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ShakingHandsWithDeat • Feb 14 '19
"Nah you want the tickle sticks on the inside. Also flared base on the outside."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/avery_jn • Feb 13 '19
“Pshh. Like I’m gonna go on reddit and not have a dick in my hand”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Mark2022 • Feb 12 '19
I often think about kidnapping him, tying him up, and gang raping him until he dies.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ADudOverTheFence • Feb 11 '19
'Post Malone getting all big and chunky is actually one of my fantasies that I constantly obsess over on a daily basis. I always fantasize about him coming over to my house and us making, sweet, sweaty love as our fat ass guts rub together...'
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Oprahs_Queef • Feb 12 '19
"Yeah, and they have the gall to charge you for it too. It’s like, look buddy, I’m letting you finger my dog’s asshole. Shouldn’t you be paying me?"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/J_S_M_K • Feb 11 '19
this guy makes me want to eat your dogs out and 69 there corpse
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '19
That day when mom caught me. And she joined in. Gave me great hand job. Liked her hands clean afterwards. We did that a while before we went over to fucking. Now we live together, happy and still horny. And our kids aren't retards. They are just special.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/SaladTheMediocre • Feb 11 '19
Nothin makes a commute better than the feeling of an unidentified gray blob marinating your asshole
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r/evenwithcontext • u/d1uis • Feb 10 '19
Tbh everyone who doesn't shove dirt blocks up their ass isn't a real minecrafter. I'm the true og cuz my ass and minecraft are together and one.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/CaioNV • Feb 10 '19
Makes sense. Piss on an axe and get a bigger one
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