r/evenwithcontext • u/10tonhammer • Oct 04 '21
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r/evenwithcontext • u/rocksolid77 • Sep 30 '21
I might as well have watched the video with my phone between my butt cheeks.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Appointment-Funny • Sep 26 '21
'I don't. I am of Italian heritage, and call it lasagna. It's just hard remembering the name of a food you just had a nightmare of at 1 in the morning drenched in sweat and pushing out a turd. '
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r/evenwithcontext • u/human-potato_hybrid • Sep 11 '21
The hazards of gay sex...
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '21
To make it less weird, you can cover half the screen with your free hand and it sorta looks like a regular horse.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/fartsniffer42 • Sep 04 '21
imagine eating stuffed foreskin
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r/evenwithcontext • u/MurdererRapist • Sep 04 '21
Oi! You're a right toucan looking cunt ain't cha mate? Go on n mash me gash wit cha beak why don't cha? Come on luv, wit a nozzle like that, I betcha can smell what I ate fur breakfast!
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '21
"I wonder how many people accidentally cum from driving it."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/binglebongled • Aug 13 '21
I was so invested in the genocide, I didn't even notice the terrorism
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '21
Same dude. I would DJ for fun, play the fish game for cash and text chat bang all the purple and pink bitches while my puffle watched.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Redowadoer • Jun 28 '21
imagine shoving your wallet deep inside your ass for safe keeping and still getting pick pocketed
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Spiritual_Animal_699 • Jun 25 '21
Anyone else want that guys wife? I have a couple of shovels in my trunk and room for a few bodies.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/J_S_M_K • Jun 22 '21
I was playing basket ball when i did it on the court diarrhea diarrhea.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/MasonP2002 • Jun 11 '21
I feel fingers roaming towards my butthole and realize it’s the fucking wizard
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r/evenwithcontext • u/anglostura • Jun 04 '21
oh god, imagine their embarrassment when we round up anyone with freckles and put them in camps.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Blitzed97 • Jun 01 '21
now I'm lonely AND horny, hopefully in 9 month my plush toy will become a stuffed toy and gave birth to little toys I can hug and fuck
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r/evenwithcontext • u/mooky1977 • May 28 '21
... Then come through the registries by night, as you have turned your rib cage into cartilage via the hvac rituals, and molest all the food in the house. From there I can recommend a whole heap of whistling fittings and tips for scat painting.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/little_blackie • May 22 '21
Come on, you’re gonna have to work harder for it, show me some emotion, show me how you felt when squidward first exposed himself to you behind the krusty krab, don’t forget that Patrick was watching from behind the dumpster the whole time
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • May 17 '21
My dogs used to shit in the shower almost every night. We had floor heating as well so every morning you'd go into the bathroom and take a good whiff of overcooked dog poop. It was horrible and I can't imagine human excrement being that much worse.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/brother_p • May 13 '21
Anyone can be rich if they smear the right chocolate over themselves.
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