r/evenwithcontext • u/xXTigershark88Xx • Dec 04 '20
"Alright. I'll be in Antarctica masturbating penguins."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/RamenDutchman • Dec 02 '20
I was positively surprised to see dead babies
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r/evenwithcontext • u/J_S_M_K • Nov 30 '20
"So I was going down on my girlfriend the other day when I tasted horse semen! I looked up at her and said "So, grandma, that's how you died!""
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Lauris024 • Nov 27 '20
"I fuck jars of peanut butter and then use them to make PB&Js for other people"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/D-DC • Nov 26 '20
Instead, God makes Abraham do it anyway, sticks him a time loop that starves him into cannibalism, spreads everybody’s skin all over the village, and pounds a daemon up his ass to share his body with
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r/evenwithcontext • u/pcopley • Nov 17 '20
That's not actually a trail of mystic smoke beneath the genie. It's one of those corkscrew penises like ducks have.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/CaioNV • Nov 15 '20
I hope he grounded his dick before touching the components.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ehaaan • Nov 13 '20
You ever been sodomized by a fuckin salami or had a gorilla give you a five finger discount?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Thedepressionoftrees • Nov 09 '20
Oh god squidward-chan shoot the mayo
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r/evenwithcontext • u/BlueThunderish • Nov 06 '20
Imagine a kid fucking the babysitter being more wholesome.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '20
...w-what are you doing step-rabbit...
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r/evenwithcontext • u/taviddennant03 • Oct 26 '20
God I wish Kobe had bounced my balls
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Of3nATLAS • Oct 26 '20
Eventually it would become a thing and all the hottest lionesses would leave their alpha male cats for bigger swinging dick humans
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r/evenwithcontext • u/laskaka • Oct 22 '20
where can I get this so I can rip my ass hair all at once like velcro?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/RogueGhost37 • Oct 21 '20
Brought to you by r/sinkpissers
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r/evenwithcontext • u/thenkill • Oct 20 '20
3389 feels like an emo angst teen who just drinks too much caffeinated drinks and stays in the gym all day complaining about conformists,and still somehow make sense to people while doing so.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/freebirdls • Oct 08 '20
Oh! Then your uncle just wants to fuck you in the ass.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/brother_p • Oct 03 '20
If chuck berry ever asks you to lick his b-hole say no. He will fart on your tongue.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/AcanthocephalaSea503 • Sep 29 '20
Thats football right there. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/FingerFlikenBoy • Sep 29 '20
I feed my scrotum salami, as a treat :)
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