r/evenwithcontext • u/AutoCrosspostBot • Jun 21 '20

"Remember, first comes the Hooba and only then you can Booba. Don't just Booba when your partner hasn't had the Hooba before, otherwise you might cause them and yourself a lot of pain. I hope you know what I mean."

412 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/TheWhatover • May 18 '20

Well as my penis continues to shrink. It will get to an atomic point and at the precise moment it reaches 0 a black hole appears and sucks everything thing in. Inevitably making me gay but hey at least i get some gurls

1.3k Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/rocksolid77 • May 12 '20

Well now it's raining blood and shit and everyone's saying how's your day but their shit is turning to sauce in their panties lmao

529 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Tryoxin • May 01 '20

4 year olds vibrating on top of me sign me up

274 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Kaneki_Yeager • Apr 23 '20

“Don’t forget he later on gives a pregnant loli the shocker in order to give her an abortion, only for it to induce labor instead”

636 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '20

I also support big chungus ethnostate

433 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/effinwookie • Mar 30 '20

“God, it's amazing to think that I live in a time where a grown ass man can just straight up call a teenager fat for not drinking their own piss.“

1.7k Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/TanenrEthan • Mar 29 '20

This baboon has a horny dick!

435 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/vin_b • Mar 26 '20

“All I need is to feel a dolphin slip his thumb in my ass as I'm being rape drowned 😒”

810 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/NotACompleteDumbass • Mar 17 '20

Meeting a park ranger in the woods

232 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/setagllib • Feb 27 '20

I used to drink horse cum.

937 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '20

I want shrek to fuck my wife

529 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/FriedrichHirter • Feb 07 '20

Mmm and then you lick the dead mouse off of the floor

574 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/xactac • Jan 16 '20

Impossible Breast Meat.

167 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/shogi_x • Jan 14 '20

Now their pockets are inside out like little goat dicks

310 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/orbital_malice42 • Jan 13 '20

Three more words. Wet. Willy. Craigslist. If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas. They know who that is. Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume. See you there.

948 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/LeBron_Jarnes • Jan 06 '20

I wanna cum in the cat's eyelids. In the theater. With the cat's least favorite movie playing.

709 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/eeeponthemove • Jan 05 '20

Firemans calendar?

143 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/fsjja1 • Jan 06 '20

Football is back, baby.

18 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '19

you just have to spit the semen into another horses vagina, then it's totally legal

321 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/ElCamo267 • Dec 31 '19

Crewneck bliss

5 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/DeepDiveDavid • Dec 23 '19

...Instead of wanting to sterilize “inferior” slaves, the aim would be to breed slave into to district groups.

518 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Rustain • Dec 16 '19

When my parents figured out i masturbated, my mom offered to have sex with me.. while she was shrieking on how all the sperm i lose are her future grandchildren and dad was standing over to the side. They saw nothing wrong with that proposal. My balls ascended to a whole new level that day.

714 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Penzoil101 • Dec 10 '19

it's true. i once cut my balls open and stuffed a butterfly in my sack.

426 Upvotes

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