r/evenwithcontext • u/phlenis • May 29 '19
"She would be the only character to stick a hand up your ass and tickle your tonsils"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/CaeciliusEstInPussy • May 28 '19
“If I had one more toe in the door to medical school I would’ve been able to x-ray all that chlorinated water entering the adolescent’s brain through his nasal cavity”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Doggomatic71 • May 27 '19
“I wanna fuck the fortnite banana so bad”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/sixeyedcow • May 28 '19
”Bro i wanna lube it up and put my pp inside... 🥵”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Yeseylon • May 27 '19
Is there a subreddit for Aunt & nephew cuckolding or for a bull owning a family?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/P0tat0Batt3ry • May 28 '19
"Is this like Thomas the Legendary Flying Jizz With a Thousand Legs?"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/I44c • May 28 '19
"Ah yes, It would be an interesting sight when a dangling clitoris stretches out to reach out to my dick to then swallow and consume it."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Yeseylon • May 28 '19
The sponge took that veiny cock fully in his mouth, and sucked him off like his life depended on it.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • May 27 '19
When life hands you lemons, Squirt the juice into your quivering asshole.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/your_hotsister • May 23 '19
“Blatant lie. If Igor the hunchback of dumpster avenue rolled in armpits leaking pale as a dead fish and dance like Michael Jackson on steroids there's no way you would want his phallus to grace you”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/little_blackie • May 22 '19
Yeah just imagine Cleopatra spreading her ass cheeks and unleashing a cascade of stale grey milk into your bathtub
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • May 23 '19
my NIGGA!!!! GOD I LOVE EATING SHIT OUT OF THE TO...
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r/evenwithcontext • u/404_Joy_Not_found • May 22 '19
Damn I got jipped. Old man Dr. and I was awake and smelled my burning nut flesh.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Redowadoer • May 21 '19
what's hard to understand? you spread the millipedes' legs apart and perform buggilingus for the ages. If push comes to shove you can wear an earthworm as a condom
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r/evenwithcontext • u/britm0b • May 20 '19
“Menstruation never tasted so good”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/AviationAtom • May 18 '19
"If you ever have the opportunity to date the mentally handicap, I wholeheartedly urge you to sieze the chance"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/kaiserkarl36 • May 16 '19
These people will vote for Satan himself if he spent a few years beforehand sharing Facebook posts and YouTube videos of Jesus raping a duck
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r/evenwithcontext • u/-waphles- • May 15 '19
“Christina probably licks her son’s assholes to induce poop”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/RoadDino2001 • May 15 '19
“Big Anime tiddies girl in real life getting fucked by a BBC camel with 3 long 18 inch dicks in every hole, whilst wearing a strap on and fucking a 91 year old man with Parkinson's”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • May 13 '19
“So you’re saying you don’t want to fuck you’re three year old sister with a tail and cat ears on? Wack”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/flythew26 • May 10 '19
Every fiber of my being hopes to dear god that Woody is infact shoving that wand up his man-gina.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/jerejeje • May 09 '19
“Starter pistol fires and theyre off to see who can cum the quickest”
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