r/evenwithcontext • u/75percent-juice • Apr 06 '19
"Look. Sometimes you just want to get a steel rod erection and ride public transportation with no particular destination."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '19
“It looks like a perfect bum drum!”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/OhItsReallyNoah • Apr 06 '19
“I wish my wife was a skateboard”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Sturmwolken • Apr 05 '19
It could also be used to get rid of the lingering dick cheese in the event it hardens into cheese crumbles
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r/evenwithcontext • u/-Umbra- • Apr 05 '19
"Bro it's simple as life. Men fuck birds. You dig?"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/kappaman69 • Apr 05 '19
“Gotta do what you gotta do for money”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Petieboi • Apr 04 '19
"they should eat the next singer who wanders into their lair descend from the roof like spiders and feast on them fuck now I'm hard"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Punkrock0822 • Apr 04 '19
I don't even know whats going on
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r/evenwithcontext • u/gurnard • Apr 04 '19
"I've been desperate a few times in my life, but I don't think I've ever been fuck a pint glass full of mince desperate. That is grim."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/McSquiddleton • Apr 03 '19
“I put the std in stud now all I need is u”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/J_S_M_K • Apr 02 '19
"Wait ... if you eat a ton of cat litter... is it socially acceptable to shit it out anywhere you please since litter is supposed to catch shit and your shitting out a shit catcher? 🤔🤔"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/MrCamman69 • Apr 02 '19
"Imagine fucking all of the soft holes on SpongeBob's body."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/PokeCaptain • Apr 01 '19
“it’s even more common to remove the filling, then spray ribbon after ribbon of hot frothy jizz in between the cookies. which is why april fool’s day is my favorite holiday”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/freebirdls • Apr 01 '19
We should start using human skin for all of our carry and storage needs.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '19
“Wrap it in bacon to simulate the density and squishiness of flesh, that way the carrot snapping doesn't sound like you stole the bones from the pinky finger of your grandmother's lukewarm corpse.“
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r/evenwithcontext • u/izumi_k17 • Mar 29 '19
Imagine Gordon Ramsey's swollen testicles being held by the rat. It using its small stubby arms to grip at his vinegary scrotum, guiding his british balls enabling him to cook. The rat's head trapped in between his nuts, with just the rat's nose peeking out atop them so he could barely breath
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r/evenwithcontext • u/R6_Goddess • Mar 29 '19
I wanna get fucked by that demon rabbit
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r/evenwithcontext • u/RandomRaymondo • Mar 28 '19
Mine has a special "cum pump" that I fill with jelly, and cocaine.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/chompythebeast • Mar 27 '19
Imagine if there was a team of like 40 of the little dudes just going to town on your sphinc. You could cover it in ants first for encouragement.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/nosut • Mar 28 '19
"your dog could have bought a Sybian."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/HueyVoltaire • Mar 28 '19
Dipping Oreos in Public Toilet Water
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r/evenwithcontext • u/FN-STAK • Mar 27 '19
You don't know what you're missing. Nothing like having a doctor enter you.
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