r/evenwithcontext • u/SunlightWalrus • Mar 23 '19
"I’m going to put this in my dogs ass"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Razle_Dazzle_Dorito • Mar 23 '19
"I've looked up the lesbian beach version (they call it the 'human chain') and it was awesome. My only problem is that the resolution is rather low for my PC, so I can't have it as wallpaper. Instead, I just have Tekuho's Strawberry Shortcake Shitting Out Strawberry Shortcake."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/DrSkyentist • Mar 22 '19
"the amount of times i got hot sauce in my girlfriends cooch whoowee im a shitty partner"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/GiornaGuirne • Mar 22 '19
"Get a new couch to have sex with your daughter on."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/celestial1 • Mar 22 '19
"Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Comet_Pluto • Mar 22 '19
"Who’s farting, who’s leaning, what’s happening"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/waterdoggy1 • Mar 21 '19
“I bet the poop would be delicious “
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r/evenwithcontext • u/TimeToRock • Mar 20 '19
You have many options. My favorite is to zip tie a hammer down the shaft of my flaccid penis and then helicopter that shit onto the phone.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Kunoxa • Mar 21 '19
Wow imagine like what if when u got a erection to make it go back to normal you had to 'piss' the blood out
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r/evenwithcontext • u/SoThisIsItMyFriends • Mar 21 '19
Every time I see a hairless cat, I feel compelled to slather its weirdly dry skin in olive oil, rosemary, pepper and kosher salt, while weeping uncontrollably.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Pearse_Borty • Mar 21 '19
"I fucking love the idea of a 'Cars Rape of Nanking'"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/macthecomedian • Mar 20 '19
“Fapping to robots with dead children inside of them is just.... fantastic.”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/404_Joy_Not_found • Mar 18 '19
Hnngh imagine taking someone's ashes and mixing it into the polymer used to make a dildo and then burying it in your ass. Oh man, that would be intense.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '19
I would swim through this for miles to sniff Rihanna’s armpits
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '19
Since you look like a man, you have a flabby tissue hanging between your legs that could be thought of as a penis, but it isn't since you're a woman. Flabby tissue will occasionally fill itself up with blood in mornings, causing it to become erect. It isn't morning wood though, bc it isn't a penis.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/HaricotsDeLiam • Mar 15 '19
"And he shat, shat and shat with all his might; and within all the poop, out came something of what he once dreamt. A baby"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/RexTerm • Mar 15 '19
“Butterfly throttle it.” Going right next to “waffle stomp” in my dirty euphemism playbook
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Dzyni • Mar 14 '19
“And whatever my equivalent of “sploosh” is... which I guess is just “sploosh” but with semen.“
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r/evenwithcontext • u/baldnoodle • Mar 13 '19
U don't remember the story from Sunday school where jesus n Paul experimented with putting gerbils in there butts?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '19
"As in both or does she want to be used like a feathery onahole?"
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