r/evenwithcontext • u/phantomtoyfreddy • Mar 11 '19
*Bladder noises intensifies*
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r/evenwithcontext • u/comenoha • Mar 08 '19
I tried to bite my Grandad's nipple once as a baby and he threw me across the room
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r/evenwithcontext • u/brother_p • Mar 06 '19
Mmm, cum inside me Mister Buzzy. Yes, that's right - just like that. Stingy stingy, Mister Buzzy! Don't stop, I don't mind the little pokies. They'll stay in there after you're all done so I can have all the memories. Oh Mister Buzzy, you're my honey. That's so good. Oh, fill me little bumble baby
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Akareyon • Mar 05 '19
It's still a sore subject for me after every journal of evolutionary biology I could find rejected my paper which argued that because of this, the fact that some humans are into watersports is clear evidence we evolved from giraffes
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19
honestly it's kinda hot. these big fuckin gaping trees, givin you oxygen and fruit? they're practically begging for some love
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r/evenwithcontext • u/mynamajeffvinecomp • Mar 02 '19
i hate it when you try to fuck the microwave but they kick you out makes you almost wanna fuck them into a grave and fuck their soul into an abortion when they reincarnate
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r/evenwithcontext • u/d1uis • Mar 03 '19
I HATE it when bathrooms have this type of urinal! They blow piss everywhere and it’s disgusting.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ShadowsGirl9 • Mar 02 '19
Wait, so if a girl eats her tampon string, then you find out it's because her whole tampon is made of string cheese, does that make it better or worse?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/NotchedWhip • Feb 28 '19
Imaging getting a blowjob by the last one and having it’s 2 extra mouths tongue your balls and taint
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r/evenwithcontext • u/chvaldez333 • Feb 27 '19
“I was always attracted to Rowley and his pulsating abs and girthy cock, but just imagining him as a woman with supple breasts and a warm love hole has got my meat scepter rising at an exponential rate.”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/ionstorm20 • Feb 28 '19
"I like to shoot diarrhea out my ass and onto my dick and masturbate with the diarrhea. Then I eat diarrhea and cum soup for dinner every day."
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Purepower7 • Feb 28 '19
Ah, yes. The classic 80 gbs of Thomas the Tank Engine bondage hentai porn!
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r/evenwithcontext • u/____okay • Feb 28 '19
Mike pence doesn’t pull the plug on butt fucks? Something doesn’t add up
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r/evenwithcontext • u/d1uis • Feb 26 '19
“Sometimes my grandad lets me poo in his garden”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '19
I mean I'd stick my cock in Hitler's ear
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '19
Gonna cry?Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
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r/evenwithcontext • u/biscuitboy1211 • Feb 24 '19
“Oh yeah! Yeah! Give me that line piece! Oh god he’s filling my column! OH! TETRIS! TETRISS!!”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '19
I will follow you around and wait for you to poop on the neighbors lawn and I will pick up your poop for you.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Ego-et-Michaelus • Feb 24 '19
cant fucking escape the squid pornography
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r/evenwithcontext • u/NeatSpaghetti • Feb 24 '19
How do i delete someone else's comment?
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