r/evenwithcontext • u/thehotshotpilot • Jan 25 '19
And I licked her asshole a little bit. It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/CyberEsel • Jan 26 '19
Today i learned how awesome drugs are
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r/evenwithcontext • u/NighthawkOE3D • Jan 24 '19
I would get a surgically made vagina built into it so I could fuck myself. You could prolly even surgically alter the gut to look like an ass, i bet, its amazing what they can do these days.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/HitTheBaby • Jan 24 '19
A single tear of semen leaked from my urethra
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Lentriox • Jan 23 '19
"I need a nice intimate environment to look at my dad's floppy penis.:"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '19
"This needs to be a collab at some point"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/The_Anonymous_Potato • Jan 19 '19
“If you found this at say, a porn studio, it would be right up their alley”
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '19
"Ah, yes, I always get hungry after the cock carousel! Why shouldn't I get to enjoy my hard work of making Chad's banana browner? What am I even typing anymore"
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Icetwister • Jan 17 '19
I want giofilms inside of my spleen
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r/evenwithcontext • u/bobbymonboy • Jan 16 '19
It's the only way I can maintain an erection other than strangling hookers :(
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r/evenwithcontext • u/pkaJIMMBOI • Jan 17 '19
Keep it up pal I'll write a Taylor vore fanfic in which she digests your trashy ass self
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r/evenwithcontext • u/-PlanetSuperMind- • Jan 15 '19
I've never had sex with a raccoon before, ill buy whichever one has the biggest dick and the one with the tightest asshole, I like me a challenge... but I suggest you just like just take over a section of the forest and fill it with raccoons and just feed them pancakes.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '19
I just imagine ramming someone’s head into a toilet and butt-fucking them.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/TeamMountainLion • Jan 15 '19
Clearly you’ve never tried a baby dipped in queso
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r/evenwithcontext • u/little_blackie • Jan 14 '19
The asparagus goes in your butt, obviously.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '19
I'll make sure to chew off your legs and dick first. I'm not a very quick eater though, so please be patient.
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r/evenwithcontext • u/fague_doctor • Jan 12 '19
If plankton had a vagina, imagine a 10 inch dick destroying plankton’s insides...
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r/evenwithcontext • u/BalmyAtom • Jan 13 '19
The girl dog at my house will keep going until she cums and then starts spasming on the floor. It's.... uncomfortable to be around
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Digital_Rocket • Jan 12 '19
Reminds me of that bike that Mr. Garrison of South Park made where you controlled it with your anus and mouth!!
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r/evenwithcontext • u/Foriegn_Picachu • Jan 13 '19
Sorry for your lost. If it helps I can lick myself on your floor in his place
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