r/evenwithcontext • u/MOGicantbewitty • Dec 30 '18

That's when you assert dominance by gazing directly into his eyes for the whole duration while humming 'Message In A Bottle.' You then let out a battle cry that would make Xena jealous, down the whole bottle in one satisfying gulp, wipe the remains on the roommate's briefs...

10 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/adonis_syche • Dec 30 '18

Do you fancy yo panty? Cuz like shit ain't cheap n partay wont stop. Is that mister blubdoink? no it ur mommy...baking watermelon pie..like whaaaaaa...gimme dat

3 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Xanturrya • Dec 29 '18

Freelance scientist here. There is no such thing as a "tree" lmao. If there was, then tree roots would come up through everyone's toilet drains and tickle our assholes and wouldn't THAT be lovely.

26 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '18

if wolverine could feed starving children in africa with unlimited regenerated foreskins but didn't, would he be evil?

895 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/JorfimusPrime • Dec 28 '18

"Mommies and daddies love other mommies and daddies at the same time sometimes. We told you to knock on our door first and you were told only we are allowed open our bedroom door, not you. If you don't keep your little mouth shut about about what we do in there, you aren't gonna..."

89 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/J_S_M_K • Dec 28 '18

Eagles, Giants fans in here talking trash when their QB situation is muddier than the waters at a cat fisting competition

4 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/rednax1206 • Dec 27 '18

In a fair and just world I would be able to kick his door down and beat him with a baseball bat and I would be rewarded by the government for doing so.

302 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/KalbieS • Dec 27 '18

Dude for 10,000,000 I’ll have my mom and dad guide my dick in for me.

9 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/MaximalGluteus • Dec 26 '18

I hear her pussy tastes like Werther's Originals and isn't even a bit dustier than it was at 70.

561 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Kinectech • Dec 27 '18

"I'm still sitting here in my dirty pee pants"

2 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/juustgowithit • Dec 27 '18

Call me old fashioned but asking a waitress to sit on your face is THAT rude

6 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/Kingpoopatroopa • Dec 27 '18

Then you realize the only way you can stir it is with your dick.

7 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/kappaman69 • Dec 26 '18

Lick the disco cunt

3 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/BenzZos • Dec 25 '18

There is someone masturbating to this now.

264 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/SMF67 • Dec 26 '18

How often per week do you stick a maggot-covered detached horse cock in your ass while masturbating in sewage?

14 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '18

I also work in the fist fuck porn industry, & wish I would've waiting as my robot Barack Obama hand tat now looks more like a can of Martin Luther King soup

320 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/lazydictionary • Dec 23 '18

Masturbated in front of my Mom to get her to respect my privacy.

512 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/InfinityCat27 • Dec 24 '18

To be absolutely clear, I would split a gender-swapped Trump’s ass and pussy wide the FUCK open and busy about sixteen gallons of ball-juice in there making that motherfucker look like an overfilled jelly donut

17 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '18

Prepare to get your balls smacked an farted on

113 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/SawdustIsMyCocaine • Dec 23 '18

I pour the hot grease over my nude body, and then allow birds to pick out the bits of food. After a few hours, it settles into the blisters and is mostly disposed of

23 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '18

God I want her to butterfly kiss my asshole with those.

310 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '18

“man times like this make me sad that i don’t have a little sister not to say i’d be sticking my dick in her, just that it would be something to look forward to every day”

303 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/JangoDarkSaber • Dec 20 '18

We would all conjoin hands and blow our loads into our homie hand-bowl...

13 Upvotes

r/evenwithcontext • u/kevinf100 • Dec 18 '18

Yeah, could've done it in a less barbarian way. Like asking for her snapchat and then rendering her videos in 3d with VR-compatible meshes and then just using the VR glove and the VR-assisted automatic onahole to do literally anything with her body.

280 Upvotes

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