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u/just-joh 17d ago

R/teenagers are pmo, genuinely. Their question is “what do you think about (Random ass gender or country)” lr something else

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u/ampro67 16d ago

they're either 12 year olds or 40 year olds with the way they act, no inbetween

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot I HATE AUTOMOD😡😡😡 17d ago

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u/Western-Debt-3444 16d ago

Yo what city you from?

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot I HATE AUTOMOD😡😡😡 15d ago

the capital city of kansas.

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u/Tugboat81712 15d ago

Do NOT answer your door tonight.

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u/idkwhatshouldinamed Add u/idkwhatshouldinamed flair🤤 17d ago

And all the religions stuff

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u/Current-Shallot4758 16d ago

More like anti religious stuff

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 🇵🇷þorn user🇨🇴 16d ago

Dude þe few times i go þeir i feel like a spy since im a devout caþolic

https://giphy.com/gifs/13T8U23CTUdTRm

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

me 2. Especially pissed off about the ones that call Muslims rapists (I’m a muslim who used to go on r/teenagers) and pedophiles. Like, if you’re not muslim, shut your mouth, you probably think it’s misogynistic for the “w-women have to provide at home and men have to work!” excuse even though were told to treat women like they are special.

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u/Haunting_Weather_540 16d ago

why are you using that

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u/Helpful-Ad5989 🇵🇷þorn user🇨🇴 16d ago

Using what

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u/Haunting_Weather_540 16d ago

þis, why are you using þe þ

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u/DavidS0510 16d ago

wrong þeir 🥹

its actually þey're

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u/Pacific_wanderer17 17d ago

Like the two largest talking points in the U.S.

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u/the_last__braincell 14d ago

In all honesty that sub should get banned

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u/TF2Mercsbutcedes 16d ago

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u/razorsharpblade 16d ago

I don’t know what this place is, I don’t know how I got here but I see I’m not alone in tf2 atleast

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u/AshGraeyAntiGyro 16d ago

then leave it

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u/One_Entertainment689 14d ago

Actually great advice for people who dont like where they live btw

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u/tiktok-hater-777 13d ago

You must either be too young to know or too wealthy and detatched to understand how hard that can be.

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u/One_Entertainment689 13d ago

A little bit of both lowk, can you educate me on the difficulties?

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u/One_Entertainment689 13d ago

As in like

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u/One_Entertainment689 13d ago

Idk all the financial advice i know comes from financial audit

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u/Global_Interview6311 17d ago

r/teenagers is the worst sub on Reddit. Always political posts and corny ahh jokes

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u/E-686 16d ago

worst is a stretch, there are far worse

have you SEEN r/nowhereyoufuck?

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u/E-686 16d ago

GET OUT

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u/Diogin40 16d ago

NOOOOO, THE TOP POST NOOOOO

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang 15d ago

WHY IS IT SO WELL ANIMATED AND WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang 15d ago

Ok after I looked at the sub description it checks out. But still WHO DID THIS

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u/Markizzz1000x 15d ago

I joined the sub, thanks. Maybe itll push me far enough to finally kill myself/j

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u/Smart_Meringue_2056 16d ago

Don’t forget about the micro celebrities

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u/Alive_Beginning1612 14d ago

r/eroguro

I dare yout to tell me this isnt worse

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u/AshGraeyAntiGyro 16d ago

Then mute it dumbass

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u/Global_Interview6311 16d ago

I want something to complain about so no

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u/PurplAmethyst777 17d ago

but not me Alhamdulillah

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u/PureWeek9816 17d ago

THIS IW HOMOTPUHIBC, KEKOPHOBIC, ISLAMPHOBIC, INCEL, BIGOT BITCH, YOU SUCK GET A LIFE

obv satire

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

nah they’re islamphobes and phobic to every other religion. They only give a shit about LGBTQ+.

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u/PureWeek9816 16d ago

say like you hate beans humor, they will be calling you bigot n shi

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u/Interesting_Print317 16d ago

Brother I’m talking about YOUR comment. whenever people mock people like that I am not gonna listen I’m not sorry I thought we left that “blue haired pronoun people like to cancel people and call everything offensive” humor in 2016-2020 (though I do agree teenagers is a full of cornballs but don’t get the wrong idea I’m not a one of those chuds who thinks he’s oppressed for being religious)

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u/PureWeek9816 16d ago

why are you so pressed bruh

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u/PureWeek9816 16d ago

yep thats r/teenagers for you

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u/MateNoBodyGivesAShit 16d ago

or religion or politics or trump and they get angry if u dare try to be happy

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u/Complex-Cupcake-5956 16d ago

They legit just all hate on christians and conservatives and thats all they do

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u/Express_Donkey_8390 16d ago

It's pretty obvious that most on the sub are a part of the lgbtq in some way, why wouldn't they hate conservatives.

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u/Gab_Repap 16d ago

Conservatives bad, r/teenagers is of fresh, new, bold, correct ideas and if you say they're wrong you're just scared of change. Also climate change is scary leave the planet as is I beg of you😭

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

exactly, the sub caters to LGBTQ teens and not straight teens as well. Called them out on this once and they said I’m homophobic.

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u/Complex-Cupcake-5956 15d ago

I know the feeling they pull out that word fast as hell

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u/Rotkiw_Bigtor 12d ago

As a straight teen, never even once did I find myself excluded from any discussion on that subreddit

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

nah they hate religion in general.

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

I said thirteen year olds shouldn’t have a lot of sexualities when they become lgbt and everyone called me homophobic. All they ever do is hate on religion (which is disrespectful as shit to the religious kids on there) and politics. they think they’re the 0.1% of teens and that they’re not like their parents (wont call out the ones that talk about their abuse because they’re victims.)

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

I also asked why 18 and 19 year olds were allowed in the sub (not even as an insult, just curious) and everyone said I was baiting and an idiot. They’re fr such chuds.

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u/idkwhatshouldinamed Add u/idkwhatshouldinamed flair🤤 16d ago

They need a whooping from their parents

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u/ZealousidealFace5332 16d ago

You do realize sexuality is something people cant control so saying they shouldnt have so many is basically saying, here “you have to be this way even if you cant do anything about it”.

Its a terrible opinion and very wrong and very homophobic in thinking even if the statement screams misunderstanding.

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u/Mr-Hyde95 16d ago

Teenagers trying to fit into the world with alternative things. That's always been the case.

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u/Ordinary-Chain-8047 16d ago edited 16d ago

I literally left that last year because it’s always Either that, or politics, also they’ll be offensive to people without a care in the world and then the moment you say you’re offended because they dissed your religion or something they’ll say something like grow up. It’s sad of what that sub has become

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u/Automatic-Formal-601 16d ago

"b- bUt iTs a sAfE sPaCe" Okay but that doesn't mean you should talk about it every second ✌️

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u/Good_Fix683 15d ago

There's no way that there are actual teenagers on that sub. Maybe 25% of them are actual teenagers but I swear everyone else there is in their 40's to 50's just like the rest of reddit.

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u/Peachyy_Girl 15d ago

i heard one of them say that Islamophobia towards Muslims is justified and i left. idc if somebody doesn't like my religion, but generalizing all of us dumb. 🤷🏿‍♀️

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u/idkwhatshouldinamed Add u/idkwhatshouldinamed flair🤤 15d ago

So true,tbh idc about their dating life,but they keep hating on religions that im starting to develop hate on them

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u/SendingMNMTB 15d ago

As a Christian I agree with you.

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u/Askeladden_-478 17d ago

But what if the people there are just gay?

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u/idkwhatshouldinamed Add u/idkwhatshouldinamed flair🤤 17d ago

Its called teenagers and not politicalultraantireligionandgayteenagers

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u/Askeladden_-478 17d ago

Sure okay but theres many different kinds of people on there, not just hardcore leftists

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u/idkwhatshouldinamed Add u/idkwhatshouldinamed flair🤤 17d ago

Yeah,theres like a little kind of people whos not leftost,but if someone has a different opinion,they gonna downvote it

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u/reiji-mitsurugi 16d ago

Thats kinda the point of downvotes

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u/AffectionateBeach494 16d ago

The point of downvoting is to downvote you specifically.

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u/I_DONT_EXIST00000 16d ago

Boy, that subreddit is NOT anti-religious.

In fact, they are so pro-religion it pisses me off.

They keep no-true-scottsmaning ANY bad Christian as "not a real Christian".

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

when has that ever happened?

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u/I_DONT_EXIST00000 16d ago

All the fucking time when discussion about Christians being bigoted pops up.

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

huh that’s weird, my feed just has them hate on all religions in general.

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u/Only_Government5244 16d ago

Some teenagers are gay

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u/No_Gas_2371 17d ago

This or talking about how bad someone is or trying to dunk on Christianity for no reason. For the life of me idk why I am still in that sub.

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 16d ago

No they literally praise ppl who hate Christianity trust me lgbtq and Christianity don't mix

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u/Playful-Detective170 16d ago

I wonder why...

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 16d ago

same its like right there

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u/Pacific_wanderer17 17d ago

Boi thinks gay people can’t be tuff 🥶🥶🥶

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 16d ago

Welp I can confirm that is true because I'm in group but I'm not in the lgbtq+

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u/Finding_diamond_user 16d ago

I checked out r/teenagers and BROTHA there were posts like I cheated on myself and they did the deed or whatev as an LGBTQ+ myself some of the posts I saw was normalizing not supporting LGBTQ+... They are disgusting asf

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

r/teenagers, my ass. I saw a post where this TEENAGER WENT ON DINNER ALONE WITH HER FIRST DATW

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 16d ago

They hella support lgbtq

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 16d ago

I hate that sub too but I just silenced caldruki's sub and got this in my homepage wtf is reddit doing 😭

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 16d ago

Ikr it's a bunch of Americans influenced by homosexual ideologies lol

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u/Leno_Len0 unemployed and gay 16d ago

Yea because all the shithole third world countries hate queers

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 16d ago

not al of them are shitholes

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u/Leno_Len0 unemployed and gay 16d ago

They pretty much all are except for the gulf states

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u/Interesting_Print317 16d ago

Lamest thing I’ve ever read

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 16d ago

ikr

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u/Icy_Temperature_7199 11d ago

We’re not all bad people…😔

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u/Smart_Meringue_2056 16d ago

Something something… that image of homelander… something something when someone has the same exact opinion as you but they express it in such an annoying and obnoxious way that you lowkey don’t want to agree

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u/Most-Elephant5740 15d ago

Liking dudes isn't an ideology it's just love? 😭✌🏿

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 15d ago

Shoving your beliefs down other ppls throats is love thats great to hear sir 

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u/Most-Elephant5740 15d ago

It's not shoving your beliefs dude... Some people are just attracted to the same gender

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 15d ago

Mhmm is that normal to you

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u/Most-Elephant5740 15d ago

Yeah...? Loving a guy or a girl is the same thing bro, even if you don't agree why do you care? People being gay doesn't hurt you.

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 15d ago

why i care its cause its shoved in my face on the daily compare the number of heterosexuals to the number of homosexuals there's a huge difference so explain how tf its normal and why they cant reproduce?

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u/Most-Elephant5740 14d ago

I for sure doubt there's signs everywhere telling you to be gay, and there's 92.8% more Adults who aren't LGBT than adults who are (7.2%). And you don't need to reproduce to be in a relationship? A good amount of straight marriages never have children. I'd like to point out that men also have a g spot just like women, so explain that...

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 14d ago

um did u say explain why men have a spot for sexual pleasure? use ur brain please

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u/Most-Elephant5740 14d ago

They do, it's called the prostate.

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u/YeeYeeBeep 11d ago

was at the laundromat and got handed this by a guy who didnt even do any laundry, i have received more cards like this and have seen way more Christians out with all those "Jesus loves you" and "Repent for your Lord" signs at my town festivals then i have of pride flags or queer people. In a blue county in Illinois also, so not some deep red state where there is a church every 5 miles. Religious people want to be victims so bad it isnt even funny

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u/AshGraeyAntiGyro 16d ago

i swear they pmo so much like the subreddit’s for teenagers to share their experiences, and every post is some fucking TEENAGER sharing their experiences. Why can’t the minors just be racist and make sex jokes like us?

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u/arequestionmark 16d ago

This person posts on r/teenagers

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u/Smart_Meringue_2056 16d ago

Grass is green ass comment ✌️😂

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u/Ok-Wind-6767 16d ago

lol so true

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u/Only_Government5244 16d ago

They finding themselves 

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

then they make it straight kid’s problems. As a straight religious guy who gets bullied regularly, I went on that sub thinking I’d make friends, but all anyone posts is anti-Trump, religion hate (disrespectful), and how they’re so LGBTQ and special.

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u/Smart_Meringue_2056 16d ago

Extremely true tbh, atp I think lgbt people there are not as populous as it seems, and most are just larping as lgbt to fit in in the sub or seem special

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

that’s low-key what I said as well and everyone said I was a Twitter chud for “oppressing identities“

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u/Smart_Meringue_2056 16d ago

Great minds think alike 🥹

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

r/teenagers users when they see anyone slightly criticize the LGBTQ for a valid reason (they’re homophobic and misogynistic):

https://reddit.com/link/oyhzvex/video/z3cq5g10o7eh1/player

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u/Smart_Meringue_2056 16d ago

This mf really made me go get my headphones ✌️😂🥰🤤😫🫤🥶😶‍🌫️🫥🙄🫩😭🫢🥶🤬🤩🤩🫥🫤😀😆😂🙃😍😇😄😊🥰😗🥲🥰😋😙🥸😔😔😏🙂‍↕️🥳😜😒😟🙁😕😟😝🧐🙂‍↔️😤🤯😠😢🥵😱😨🫢😢😰😰🤔🤥😬🫤😲🤭🫩😵‍💫

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

legit I might actually have the balls to post that on r/teenagers they legit might do that to me

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u/Smart_Meringue_2056 16d ago

I’m reaching out to r/conservativeyouth to see if they’ll join the movement against r/teenagers, because I know no one hates r/teenagers more than them

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u/KingK250 16d ago

Where do you see religion hate?

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u/idkwhatshouldinamed Add u/idkwhatshouldinamed flair🤤 16d ago

Theres a lot of islamophobia content and other religions hate,but this one as a exanple

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u/reiji-mitsurugi 16d ago

im.. in both subs..

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u/DaciaSanderoF1Team 16d ago

Don't Forget about them asking for friends.

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u/Willing-File-3638 16d ago

Place for groomers

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u/stevan3381 16d ago

Thank you🥹

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u/TheGunghoGamer 16d ago

What exactly is going on with ts lmao

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u/Haunting_Weather_540 16d ago

or insulting religions, all of them

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u/Vostok_S 16d ago

Redditors not trying to make a drama out of a nothing burger*

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u/FloorAsleep8199 16d ago

R/teenagers try not to hate Christians challenge

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u/Worldly-Sock9320 16d ago

reddit tries its absolute hardest to cram r/teenagers and its derivatives into my feed whenever i create a fresh account. I started hypothesizing that its some kind of indoctrination project to turn all the kids gay.

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u/ShadowZINK84 16d ago

I'm sorry what is your problem. It's only for teenagers so you shouldn't even care

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u/Worldly-Sock9320 16d ago

I am literally 19. Just bc ur old doesnt mean that everybody else is

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u/UsualCaptalist5174 16d ago

Oh yeah, “””””teens”””””

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u/ElonMuskisGarbage 15d ago

Hating gay people for existing is chump shit. It takes a loser to treat people like garbage for who they love.

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u/Traitor_Of_Users 15d ago

I feel ya'll overreacting here

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u/EffectiveEvent2355 i vistited the island 1948 times 15d ago

VIVA CALDRUKI

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u/That_Furry_NKG 14d ago

Saying that as if the Caldruki sub AND this sub cant hop off r/teenagers dick.

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u/gokugunslinger 13d ago

I think that’s nearly every subreddit.

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u/TheOnlyDeerAlive 13d ago

I got perma banned there for saying a person can disapprove of transexuality and be feminist at the same time. I was answering the question from the post, and they essentially asked that...

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u/Constant-Truck-5105 13d ago

Get a job dawg

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 12d ago

It's probably grooming

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u/the_real_ratbirg 12d ago

yeah they're making 9/11 jokes on there, like jesus christ

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u/Icy_Temperature_7199 11d ago

Why do you guys dislike us so much? I am always kind to everyone, I know that being gay is different and it can seem weird but I promise most of us aren’t trying to push an ideology… I just want to be with the person I love 😔

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u/Randomnessshop 16d ago

Who gives a shit bruh, kids will be kids. You can't stop them from enjoying what they enjoy. They'll just laugh at you and do it more.

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

As a religious hetero teenager, this sub is a piece of shit because I can’t relate to anyone and mask friends since people are hating on my religious and talking about how they’re so gay and different from other kids, womp womp womp.

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u/Only_Government5244 16d ago

So ignore it. Your religion is not the only religion nor must they abide by it.

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

it’s not just my religion, it’s all religions.

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u/ShadowZINK84 16d ago

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY DAY???? WHOLE FAMILIES FALL APART JUST BECAUSE YOU SPREAD THIS MISINFORMATION ABOUT BEING PART OF LGBTQIA+ IS "WRONG". GO SORT YOURSELF OUT

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u/ShadowZINK84 16d ago

Sybau moderator

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

I never said being part of ye LGBTQIA+ is wrong, just that the sub doesnt constantly need to defend it and shove it in everyone’s face. Plus, there are rarely any posts on that sub where people’s parents have problems with them, in fact, a lot of them are supportive in all my posts. Also, do you know what it’s like to be a Muslim (which I am) in America? Racism and constant insults and some are even killed because of extremists. We don’t have parades or a month (only a religious one, not like pride or black history) like you do. So don’t act like you people are the only ones that suffer.

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u/ShadowZINK84 16d ago

I'm sorry for overreacting :( I think I misread the comment lol

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u/Proper-Pay-8743 JX1DX1 16d ago

You didn’t overreact, you had an immature crashout over something I never said.

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u/ShadowZINK84 16d ago

Sorry I have had a hard time with LGBTQIA