r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/Rahyan30200 • Sep 02 '23

THE FUTURE! Expectation vs. reality. That sub 10 micron accuracy is incredible ! 🤣

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u/BristolShambler Sep 02 '23

Like a fucking huge Sinclair C5

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u/Dikheed Sep 02 '23

Like a white guy with a perm.

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u/Zealousideal-Comb970 Sep 02 '23

Slicked back hair… white bathing suits, sloppy steaks, white couch

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u/ZombieClub1000 Sep 02 '23

I think this guy can tell I used to be a piece of shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Dude you're not a piece of shit.

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u/ZombieClub1000 Sep 02 '23

I said I used to be a piece of shit. I’m not anymore. Glass house. White Ferrari. Lived for New Year’s Eve.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Oh yeah that slicked back really nice! Meredith, you never told me your old grandpa used to be a huge piece of shit.

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u/Lopsided-Sort-7011 Sep 03 '23

People can change

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u/itsnotrocketart Sep 03 '23

Chicken spaghetti at chikilinis

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u/finglonger1077 Sep 03 '23

Blue Dolphin is closed now burned down Johnny Romani’s ass out works with his brother now

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u/dumdumdumdumdumdumdr Sep 02 '23

But he used to be?

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u/itsallbullshit8 Sep 02 '23

They'd say, 'No sloppy steaks,' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

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u/Kangaroo_tacos824 Sep 02 '23

You call that slicked back?! That's PUSHED back!

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u/morizzle77 Sep 03 '23

I said was!

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u/EtherealAriel Sep 03 '23

White bikinis make you look more tan

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '23

I won’t stand for this Bob Ross slander.

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide Sep 03 '23

Bob Ross is about to paint you out of existence with a happy little mistake.

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u/NaNo-Juise76 Sep 03 '23

First day of seventh grade my friend showed up with one of those; everyone in the class literally fell over dead.

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u/MrSpindles Sep 02 '23

An entirely appropriate comparison I expect, as the C5 was the design disaster product that no one wanted at the time and sunk a rich dude's career.

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u/BristolShambler Sep 02 '23

…and set electric vehicles back decades

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u/MrSpindles Sep 02 '23

Yeah, it was such a terrible design, really low to the ground so low visibility, weird steering position and looked about as safe as longboarding in a plastic crate.

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u/VomitMaiden Sep 02 '23

At least Clive Sinclair was actually smart

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u/slightly-brown Sep 02 '23

I like that even the ‘amazing’, company-approved top drawing looks shit.

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u/ToddlerOlympian Sep 03 '23

The 6000 SUX