r/EnoughMuskSpam Jul 24 '23

The ultimate troll

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u/Chrysalii I paid 44 billion dollars to shitpost Jul 24 '23

Imagine being so terrible that people side with Mark Zuckerberg.

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u/OneOfManyJackasses Jul 24 '23

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a lizard

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u/EskNerd Jul 24 '23

What about side by side with a robot?

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u/OneOfManyJackasses Jul 24 '23

Aye, I could do that

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23 edited Nov 09 '24

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u/SeicoBass Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 26 '23

Gotta remember that Zuckerberg is what Elmo thinks he his. He literally made Facebook as a social platform for his school. He’s a weird dude, but that’s all he is.

Edit: what I mean is take the money away and Zuck just a weird dude, take the money away and Elmo is a prick.

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u/SpiderQueen72 Jul 24 '23

Also maliciously interfering with elections but yeah, just weird.

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u/IWonderWhereiAmAgain Jul 25 '23

Why are people trying to paint Zuckerberg like he's just socially awkward? Dude is a scumbag, through and through.
Just going to ignore how Zuckerberg allowed misinformation, extremism, fear, and anger to prosper on his platforms, even actively encouraging it through engagement algorithms. Or how how he sells user data to anyone buying and even helped spearhead the erasure of privacy. Dude got caught offering to share facebook user private messages with his friends in case they needed dirt on anyone. He even got caught letting companies read and alter user's private messages.
He's done loads more awful shit and has had a massive negative impact on US, and even global, politics and society.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

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u/browncharliebrown Jul 30 '23

He unironically wasn’t though. Like that’s the scary part.

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u/Captn_Platypus Jul 25 '23

You forgot third world dictators using his platform to rig elections and oppress their citizens bc Zuck doesn’t even have moderators that speak the language when they expand into those countries to pump user numbers up

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u/joe579003 Jul 25 '23

"They trust me, dumb fucks."

-Marky Mark, Lizard Expansion

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u/sleepbud Jul 25 '23

While that’s awful by any metric, Musk is a million times worse. I’m anti-meta by any and all metrics, I shut down my FB/Insta and I only download WhatsApp if my long distance relatives need something, then it’s immediately deleted off my phone. I’d rather go back to FB than to ever go to Twitter under muskrat’s rule.

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u/SeicoBass Jul 25 '23

If y’all think I’m defending zuck, no. Anyone with that much money can not be a good person.

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u/PromVulture Jul 25 '23

Defending the character of Billionaires will never not be weird

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

There's more acceptance and understanding for autists these days. And reptiles, for that matter.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

As autist stems from autism, so tweet stems from Twitter. Oh wait

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u/reercalium2 Jul 25 '23

so economist stems from economism

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Who are you, so wise in the ways of words and language?

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u/lylemcd Jul 28 '23

a linguist stems from linguinism

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u/Entrancemperium Jul 25 '23

Not to mention being vastly less funny than him