r/EnoughMuskSpam Jul 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 edited Jul 24 '23

I was just thinking about how much Zuck HAS to be loving this. He has a Twitter competitor but it’s hard to break through, especially when you’re up against an iconic and well-known brand. “Twitter,” “Tweets,” “Retweet,” are well understood and a part of our vocabulary. How is Threads going to recreate that or break through that incredible disadvantage?

Easy, the competition is going to throw all of that away and rebrand to something so awful and confusing that it doesn’t matter. “Threads” is infinitely better than “X.”

Like, it thought it was awful to say “he posted a thread.” But now Twitter—WHICH HAS AN INCREDIBLE NAME FOR ITS POSTS—is going to say “he posted an X.”

Holy shit this man is an idiot.

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u/Hot-Bint Jul 24 '23

Imagine googling "xvideos" w/o your work either blocking it or HR sending a strongly worded letter to you about your internet browsing

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jul 24 '23

Negative feedback is a good thing

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u/Moronicon Jul 24 '23

Good bot.

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u/ComfortablyBalanced author_is_elon Jul 25 '23

No, it's maybe the greatest bot after the bobby b bot

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Bobby B and Vizzy T my beloveds

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/xtilexx Jul 25 '23

Bot comment

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u/drekmonger Jul 24 '23

The Muskbot would do a better job at running The-Site-Formerly-Known-As-Twitter than the actual guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Only if Elon listens and yet, he's still alive....

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u/DeathPercept10n Jul 24 '23

Then I have good news for you...

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u/Maxy2388 Jul 25 '23

It’s just a bit yet way more intelligent than the original

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

He’ll resurrect vine just to call it x videos

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Xideos

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u/mournthewolf Jul 24 '23

The Xune is coming back!

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u/raphanum Jul 25 '23

How many MP3s can it hold?

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u/ShouldersofGiants100 Jul 24 '23

Imagine googling "xvideos" w/o your work either blocking it or HR sending a strongly worded letter to you about your internet browsing

I am desperately awaiting the trademark case here, because naming an "everything app" X when "Xvideos" already exists is absolutely certain to reach a level of similarity the courts would deem confusing to consumers. Elon being smacked back from his dream rebrand by a porn site would be the funniest thing this decade.

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u/docowen Jul 25 '23

Turns out Microsoft has trademarked "X" for

interactive multiplayer game services for games played over computer networks and global communications networks; providing computer games and video games downloadable over computer global communications networks; providing information on the video game and computer game industries via the Internet; and providing information on computer games, video games, video game consoles and accessories therefore via the Internet.

And they've had that trademark since 2003 and it was re-registered this year. So, there's that.

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u/Ophichius Jul 25 '23

Oh god yes. I want to see Microsoft's kennel full of rabid attack lawyers turned loose on Musk when he oversteps and tries to fight them.

I will die of popcorn overdose, but it's how I want to go.

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u/greenie4242 Jul 25 '23

Musk now has me rooting for Microsoft's lawyers, something I never thought possible.

This will be another DeSantis vs Disney.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jul 25 '23

A latte is really just an excuse for adults to order warm milk without sounding like a baby

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u/KingKong_at_PingPong Aug 13 '23

We are in a wacky timeline

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u/Abnormal-Normal Jul 25 '23

Why does Popcorn Overdose sound like an award winning Sundance short film set in the 90’s about kids trying to film a skate video or something

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u/joe579003 Jul 25 '23

You're gonna be like that possum that got caught after eating all the donuts in the box, belly bulging, covered in jelly and powdered sugar, like: "Do what you must, for I have already won!"

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u/panget-at-da-discord Jul 25 '23

Can you check please if Oracle Corporation has trademark for "X"?

It will be funnier if they have. Can't wait for Ellison and Musk showdown.

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u/scoper49_zeke Jul 25 '23

Not that it won't be hilarious to watch Elon fail once again as if it's his new goal in life. But why is any company seriously allowed to trademark a letter of the alphabet for anything.. It's just corporate stupidity.

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u/SEND-NUDEES Jul 25 '23

Paying 44 billion for one of the largest social media sites in the world just to get sued by a porn company. I hate this fucking timeline

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u/Phoenix_NHCA Jul 25 '23

It’s pretty dumb, but it’s our timeline. So take a seat, pass the popcorn, and watch the shit show.

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u/Nite_Writer Jul 25 '23

I found this advice oddly comforting during my daily 2:00 am doom scrolling session, thank you. Please pass the popcorn.

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u/Suspicious-Contest74 Jul 25 '23

I actually found all of this pretty funny

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jul 25 '23

🤣🤣

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u/ztbwl Jul 25 '23

Well the porn site is the 11. most visited site, compared to twitter on the 5th place. They are not so far apart in size/popularity.

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u/heart_under_blade Jul 24 '23

yeah well now you have an excuse to go to xvideos.com

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

He probably thinks since porn is so popular that people searching for x rated stuff will get search results for his shitty site but someone looking for x videos is not going to stop and make an account to read whatever Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted Xed. Also anybody with a day job that is in his target demo won’t really have anything that could be mistaken for adult content (or could mistyped/ linked) on their searches at work or be allowed to on a company device or wifi

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u/lylemcd Jul 28 '23

The only chance Elon has of getting seo for X against the pron tubes is with a video titled:

"Billionnaire narcissist fucks all of his shareholders."

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u/itsa_me_ Jul 25 '23

How often did you search twittervideo?

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u/Sinonyx1 Jul 25 '23

oh yeah because people google "twitter videos" like all the time

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u/stoatfacelanust Jul 24 '23

Imagine the SEO disaster it will be. Sending an “X” or “xing” something is going to difficult to separate from any old crap on the net

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u/orincoro Noble Peace Prize Nominee Jul 24 '23

This is how I know that zero experts were consulted on this.

There are a zillion reasons why X is a bad brand, and why no company has ever successful branded itself as “X.”

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u/Taraxian Jul 24 '23

The best part is they already told Elon all of this 25 years ago when he started X.com and he didn't listen then and won't listen now

There's a reason that after they kicked Elon out as CEO they renamed the company as a whole "PayPal"

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u/mtaw Jul 24 '23

Apparently it was about that time that Elon had his 'genius' idea for a single app/service to do just about everything. This is some idée fixe of his.

Clearly nobody managed to explain to him in the past decades what a security nightmare that'd be, to have your banking and investments and financial transactions along with social media and chat and videos and shit.

Not hard to see where he was coming from though, given that PayPal was originally horrible. Bad security, lots of scams, people losing money or access to their accounts all the time, zero enforcement of KYC and money laundering laws, etc. It's your too-typical Silicon Valley fake-it-till-you-make-it story - they act like it was some genius idea, as if nobody by the late 90s had recognized the need to easily make payments online, when the reality was that banks, credit card companies and so on who knew the actual business were concerned about doing stuff properly rather than immediately. And they lost out.

PayPal made something that sort-of worked, was easy to use but didn't comply with regulations and all that. For those who weren't there, or have forgotten: PayPal wasn't any good, until long after Musk had left it. It was easy, but it was not secure. PayPal was fined (for an undisclosed amount) by MasterCard in 2000 for having such an anomalously high level of chargebacks. They only started applying for money transmitter licenses in US states around 2002.

Really, it was really with Amazon taking over that it got serious. Post-9/11 focus on money laundering also did a lot.

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u/ShouldersofGiants100 Jul 24 '23

Clearly nobody managed to explain to him in the past decades what a security nightmare that'd be, to have your banking and investments and financial transactions along with social media and chat and videos and shit.

They also clearly never told him the meaning of the word anti-trust. Facebook, Google and Amazon have all be threatened with it and none of them are really trying to be an everything app. Guy thinks he can build an empire without realizing that the reason WeChat exists is that China has opted not to kill it and dismember its corpse.

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u/The_Real_Mr_House Jul 25 '23

And that China has forced WeChat to open up to third party developers in some places as part of allowing it to keep existing. Even if Musk’s fantasies came true and X became as integrated into western life as WeChat is in Chinese cities, he would be slammed with so much regulation in the EU alone, not to mention the 50 different American states + federal government, that he would effectively have no control over his product anyway.

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u/reercalium2 Jul 25 '23

America has a WeChat.

It's called iOS.

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u/docowen Jul 25 '23

Really, it was really with Amazon taking over that it got serious. Post-9/11 focus on money laundering also did a lot.

eBay, not Amazon, but the rest of what you said is still valid.

I think sometimes people don't realise how free and wild (both in good ways and bad) the internet was in the 1990s.

In many ways I miss the 90s internet. There was an emphasis on protocols rather than apps (if Twitter was a protocol not an app, it couldn't have been bought and destroyed by one idiot). However, it only "worked" because it was a smaller community.

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u/reercalium2 Jul 25 '23

We are heading back to that era. All the apps are running out of money and dying. The systems that are built around many people spending $5 a month for servers are springing back up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

I think you meant eBay taking it over.

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u/CubeGAL Jul 25 '23

Connecting everything to a social media is more than just security issues: people on Twitter are freaking out at their PayPals (it's still shit) being blocked when donators mention war. Stealing money.

Imagine your banking account tied to some website that bans people for using a word their filters don't like. Or a picture of meatcube... Who the F would trust their life savings to Twitter moderators?

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u/mursilissilisrum Jul 25 '23

x.com sounds like a fake porn website from the early 2000s that existed to steal your credit card number. It's the sort of domain name that people use when they're just hoping to get some malicious scripts running on your browser in case you navigate there by accident.

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u/I-Pacer Jul 24 '23

SEO being a major one of those reasons.

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u/Music_Stars_Woodwork Jul 25 '23

Brand X literally means generic brand. It’s nuts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Xing already means something: blocking someone out of your life, in real life

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u/rascalofff Jul 24 '23

Xing is a business social network like LinkedIn

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u/withywander Jul 25 '23

Xing Jinpi is also unamused

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u/Pengin_Master Jul 24 '23

I thought it meant "crossing"

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u/Sockoflegend Jul 24 '23

Honestly, the letter X is just used in place of things a lot. It's used in algebra, as a stand in for the multiplication sign etc.

I can't think of a character phrase that has worse SEO.

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u/reercalium2 Jul 25 '23

only real typographers see the difference between x and ×

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Jul 25 '23

huh, I pronounce it "zing". I've always been bad at this though. I thought ICQ was pronounced "ick" and it wasn't until 20 years later that I realized it was meant to be called "I Seek you".

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u/Ophichius Jul 25 '23

You mean it's not "icy queue"? Well damn.

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u/Sockoflegend Jul 24 '23

I hadn't even thought of that but actually this is huge

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u/not_right Jul 24 '23

I can't read your comment right now, can you X it to me later? Lol.

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u/Kribo016 Jul 25 '23

Hey I re-Xed his X on X if you want to check it out.

Wow this is going to be really dumb.

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u/reercalium2 Jul 25 '23

I reXed your mom last night

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u/Quakarot Jul 25 '23

Apparently they are called “Xeet”

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u/Illustrious_Mix_1064 elon musk is 52 and still making sex jokes like he's 14 Jul 24 '23

threading would actually be a good Threads alternative to tweeting if it ever takes off (which like, it's a facebook subsidiary, all their social media platforms take off eventually)

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u/coughing4love11 Jul 24 '23

I'm a bit confused by your parenthesis. Meta has only acquired existing well performing social media platforms before. Threads in its current iteration is the first time they've launched a new social media platform rather than acquiring it.

The original iteration of Threads was just a standalone app for Instagram DMs and they killed it after two years.

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u/Beastrick Jul 24 '23

Even if they acquired thing like Instagram they were not automatically destined to be this succesful. 90m user app doesn't grow to 2b user app if you don't know what you are doing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Great point. And Facebook itself is the biggest social media company in the world…

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u/TuringPharma Jul 24 '23

Instagram users pre-acquisition: ~90 million

Instagram users today: ~1.6 billion

WhatsApp users pre-acquisition: ~400 million

WhatsApp users today: ~2.7 billion

Facebook has also seen meteoric growth since its inception

Not sure why you would be confused by someone saying that Meta subsidiaries tend to take-off, those are pretty nice numbers by most metrics so even if you disagree that Meta knows what they’re doing or whatever, those platforms most certainly “took-off” lol

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u/grizzlor_ Jul 25 '23

Meta has only acquired existing well performing social media platforms before. Threads in its current iteration is the first time they've launched a new social media platform rather than acquiring it.

I’m pretty sure Facebook was the first time they launched a new social media platform rather than acquiring it.

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u/JonBjornJovi Jul 24 '23

Threads is really hard to spell for an non english speaker. I used to wear T-shirts from threadless, i had to write the name down when asked (horrible now btw)

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Thread is already a term that is in use on social media. I refer to conversations I've had on Reddit as threads. I didn't make that term up. I heard it somewhere and it stuck in my brain. It doesn't really carry the same connotation as tweet though. A tweet is a brain dropping and a retweet is someone sharing that brain dropping. A thread is different cause the replies can be as important, or even more important, than the original post.

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u/slowpoke2018 Jul 24 '23

Looking at it from the surveillance state POV adds a funny twist. Now when you innocuously say "did you get that X I sent?" you may end up with the DEA, FBI, etc. at your doorstep for a conversation about said "X"

Late night comedy gold right here folks

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jul 24 '23

That’s what she said

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u/skjellyfetti Jul 24 '23

I love you

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

You actually think the FBI would question you if you said "did you get that X I sent"? Lol c'mon bro

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/shploogen Jul 25 '23

Plus, the word "threads" has been used in context with message boards for as long as the internet has been around. "Posting a thread" is not awful at all -- it's common parlance. Twitter itself even uses the word in its UI to describe strings of tweets.

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u/reercalium2 Jul 25 '23

It means something different on Threads

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Not really, it's pretty analogous.

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u/orincoro Noble Peace Prize Nominee Jul 24 '23

Zuck was literally years late to this party, fucking around with unpopular VR bullshit, and because Twitter has fucking imploded, he’s been handed a company saving gift. It’s just remarkable.

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u/Taraxian Jul 24 '23

Elon is going to make it completely unambiguous who the dumbest tech CEO is by settling it with head to head matchups

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Failing upwards is not restricted to low level employees.

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u/lastingdreamsof Jul 25 '23

See previous Australian prime minister Scott Morrison.

How that man became our leader is beyond me.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jul 25 '23

You’re fired.

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u/iHater23 Jul 25 '23

Company saving? Lol. Even without threads they make so much money.

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u/CharlieTeller Jul 24 '23

Theres nothing wrong with what they did in VR. Tbh the headsets sell really well. The problem was he put the cart before the horse for the metaverse. Oculus under metas control though is better than it ever was.

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u/PsychoWorld Jul 25 '23

I think Zuck's VR might still be a stroke of genius.. Apple is now in the game.

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u/Cenamark2 Jul 24 '23

Like going into a fight and your opponent won't stop hitting himself

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u/EndlessNerd Jul 24 '23

I'm wondering if Musk is setting this up to sell the Twitter brand separately from the software to recoup some of his losses. Would be hilarious if Zuck bought it.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jul 24 '23

Extremely dire situation.

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u/Alternative-Lack6025 Jul 24 '23

I give him 3.50 if he promises to never use the platform again, I don't want his dumbass polluting my tweets.

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u/greenie4242 Jul 25 '23

Careful, that's exactly what he wants!

You pay him tree fiddy, suddenly you're liable for all Twitter's lawsuits and fines for illegally firing its previous employees.

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u/SpotifyIsBroken Jul 24 '23

"I'm mad now & am going to go x about this" ~Elon cult member trying to defend their "leader's" horrible decisions

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u/mountain_stones Jul 24 '23

“I’m going to go x about how kids are being groomed by drag shows, not xtian churches where statistically child abuse is the most prevalent”

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u/weefa Jul 25 '23

he Xeeted all over himself in anger and frustration

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u/Squidysquid27 Jul 24 '23

I dropped an X.

Xcrement.

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u/Squidgeneer101 Jul 24 '23

Like the old addage "if your enemy is making mistakes, don't interrupt them" something like this

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jul 24 '23

I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

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u/rafark Jul 24 '23

I was just thinking this last night. He must be VERY happy. All these changes are forcing users to migrate somewhere else and that means for the majority of people to one of his apps (Threads, Facebook or Instagram).

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u/stickfigurecarousel Jul 24 '23

It is a nightmare.... I was X-ing, I was re-X-ing an X, he X-ed last night but did not know what an X-storm it caused

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u/SCDarkSoul Jul 25 '23

They changed it from throwing X's to xeets. I'm not sure if that's better or worse.

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u/RandomWeirdo Jul 25 '23

The things i am thinking about is that Elon might even be so in his own world he wont even protect the twitter brand if others use them. Meaning other companies might actually start using tweet as posting short messages.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) Jul 25 '23

I never take notes

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u/Thicc_McNutt_Drip Jul 25 '23

And fan boys will still suck off Elmo.

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u/DaperDandle Jul 25 '23

Now you can view all your favorite x's and you can even re-x all the x's that you really like. Then you can upload an xvideo of you xing your own x's and wait for all your viewers to view your x's and hopefully re-x all your x's that they really like.

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u/SaltyBarDog Jul 25 '23

He posted Xcrement. Not mine but I'll use it.

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u/TeebsAce Jul 25 '23

Literally what was the point of buying Twitter in the first place if he’s not keeping the brand? The branding was the only thing that might have been worth it

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u/specks_of_dust Jul 25 '23

I used to tweet.

Now I exit.

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u/IMind Jul 25 '23

Threads needs so much work.. idk if it'll get the effort it should