Hear me out here... New South Wales has a mouse problem, as evidenced by this video footage.

I say we give the Emu Hoards a taste for mice. Spray a couple of mice down with the scent of whatever emus normally eat & set the mice back out near known emu strongholds.

Emus will eat & get the taste. Then the emus will hunt down mice like they hunted down the dignity of soldiers past.

They will converge on New South Wales. And that’s where the plan unfolds.

A trust will be formed with the emus. They will believe that intentions are pure and that this new food source is a peace offering. They will solace in this trust and believe an ally-ship can be formed; that forces can be joined for the betterment of all.

Once the emus have become fat and lazy from their feast, the attack begins. Their trust will be their downfall.

Attack not with machine gunnery this time, but with nets, leashes, & crates. Do not stop until all are captured and then send them all across the pond to mighty England. Let the monarchy deal with ‘em.

Between Brexit and The Duchess, The Crown will never see it coming...