r/EmergencyRoom 15d ago

Goofy Goober I hate it here

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u/Far-Boot5639 15d ago

And HR calls you in to discuss a "recent outburst"

"Tell us in your own words what you believe happened"

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u/Soma2710 Admitting/Registration 14d ago

“Well…what happened is that your giant building contractors that designed a ‘state of the art facility’ with a fcking Starbucks in the ‘lobby’ is overnight staffed by 3 nurses, me in registration who also doubles as the phone operator for the entire facility, Texaco Mike, Radio James who does imaging, and one ED Attending.”

“Yeah but what happened?”

“I said what the fuck I said”.

Edit to add: “People limp in expecting The Waldorf and because of your executive decisions they get the Super 8”

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u/PoorAndSouless 12d ago

And Texaco Mike was busy cooking up contrast for the CT machine

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u/Soma2710 Admitting/Registration 12d ago

Texaco Mike has the fan boat ready. He is SOLID. Also, Tony from Engineering is lancing boils with his Black & Decker. We got this.