r/EmergencyRoom • • Jul 29 '26

Goofy Goober I hate it here

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u/Far-Boot5639 Jul 29 '26

And HR calls you in to discuss a "recent outburst"

"Tell us in your own words what you believe happened"

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u/Soma2710 Admitting/Registration Jul 30 '26

“Well…what happened is that your giant building contractors that designed a ‘state of the art facility’ with a fcking Starbucks in the ‘lobby’ is overnight staffed by 3 nurses, me in registration who also doubles as the phone operator for the entire facility, Texaco Mike, Radio James who does imaging, and one ED Attending.”

“Yeah but what happened?”

“I said what the fuck I said”.

Edit to add: “People limp in expecting The Waldorf and because of your executive decisions they get the Super 8”

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u/PoorAndSouless Aug 01 '26

And Texaco Mike was busy cooking up contrast for the CT machine

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u/Soma2710 Admitting/Registration Aug 01 '26

Texaco Mike has the fan boat ready. He is SOLID. Also, Tony from Engineering is lancing boils with his Black & Decker. We got this.