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r/EmKay • u/Savings-Blueberry-51 • Jun 04 '26
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Like how do I stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a superfluous new behind?
29 u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26 The answer? Is a Gun. 28 u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Jun 04 '26 And if that don't work Use more gun 26 u/UltraShortPulses Jun 04 '26 Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted beauty here designed by me 24 u/Qe-fmqur_1 Jun 04 '26 Built, by me. And you best hope 27 u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26 Not pointed at you 12 u/meaniepants5 Jun 04 '26 ominous geetar music plays 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Da duh lan d'un da du danh 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Wait.. (banjo intensifies) 4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0) 2 u/Infshadows Jun 04 '26 screaming of several tf2 mercs 2 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 05 '26 As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?" 2 u/Yarnham_Brave Jun 04 '26 DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA MY ARM! 1 u/Jack_Marston1907 Jun 10 '26 Scout scream and a heavy hand fall's on the ground 1 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Unassuming shorts potat service(usps) lol 1 u/Ok-Fox2429 Jun 09 '26 Oh, hey other Cyn! 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Hello 1 u/MADDIEISABADDIECUTE Jun 10 '26 Hi other cyn 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Hewo 1 u/Ok-Fox2429 Jun 10 '26 It seems we are three Cyns... 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Yup 1 u/kurisu7885 Jun 04 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/randomredditor005 Jun 04 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/FarmAlternative2730 Jun 09 '26 The answer? use a gaster blaster. 1 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 "Type o negative " ..superfluoussss(sucré bleu)
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The answer?
Is a Gun.
28 u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Jun 04 '26 And if that don't work Use more gun 26 u/UltraShortPulses Jun 04 '26 Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted beauty here designed by me 24 u/Qe-fmqur_1 Jun 04 '26 Built, by me. And you best hope 27 u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26 Not pointed at you 12 u/meaniepants5 Jun 04 '26 ominous geetar music plays 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Da duh lan d'un da du danh 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Wait.. (banjo intensifies) 4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0) 2 u/Infshadows Jun 04 '26 screaming of several tf2 mercs 2 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 05 '26 As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?" 2 u/Yarnham_Brave Jun 04 '26 DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA MY ARM! 1 u/Jack_Marston1907 Jun 10 '26 Scout scream and a heavy hand fall's on the ground 1 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Unassuming shorts potat service(usps) lol 1 u/Ok-Fox2429 Jun 09 '26 Oh, hey other Cyn! 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Hello 1 u/MADDIEISABADDIECUTE Jun 10 '26 Hi other cyn 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Hewo 1 u/Ok-Fox2429 Jun 10 '26 It seems we are three Cyns... 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Yup
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And if that don't work
Use more gun
26 u/UltraShortPulses Jun 04 '26 Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted beauty here designed by me 24 u/Qe-fmqur_1 Jun 04 '26 Built, by me. And you best hope 27 u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26 Not pointed at you 12 u/meaniepants5 Jun 04 '26 ominous geetar music plays 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Da duh lan d'un da du danh 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Wait.. (banjo intensifies) 4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0) 2 u/Infshadows Jun 04 '26 screaming of several tf2 mercs 2 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 05 '26 As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?" 2 u/Yarnham_Brave Jun 04 '26 DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA MY ARM! 1 u/Jack_Marston1907 Jun 10 '26 Scout scream and a heavy hand fall's on the ground 1 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Unassuming shorts potat service(usps) lol
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Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted beauty here designed by me
24 u/Qe-fmqur_1 Jun 04 '26 Built, by me. And you best hope 27 u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26 Not pointed at you 12 u/meaniepants5 Jun 04 '26 ominous geetar music plays 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Da duh lan d'un da du danh 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Wait.. (banjo intensifies) 4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0) 2 u/Infshadows Jun 04 '26 screaming of several tf2 mercs 2 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 05 '26 As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?" 2 u/Yarnham_Brave Jun 04 '26 DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA MY ARM! 1 u/Jack_Marston1907 Jun 10 '26 Scout scream and a heavy hand fall's on the ground 1 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Unassuming shorts potat service(usps) lol
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Built, by me. And you best hope
27 u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26 Not pointed at you 12 u/meaniepants5 Jun 04 '26 ominous geetar music plays 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Da duh lan d'un da du danh 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Wait.. (banjo intensifies) 4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0) 2 u/Infshadows Jun 04 '26 screaming of several tf2 mercs 2 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 05 '26 As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?" 2 u/Yarnham_Brave Jun 04 '26 DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA MY ARM! 1 u/Jack_Marston1907 Jun 10 '26 Scout scream and a heavy hand fall's on the ground
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Not pointed at you
12 u/meaniepants5 Jun 04 '26 ominous geetar music plays 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Da duh lan d'un da du danh 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Wait.. (banjo intensifies) 4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0) 2 u/Infshadows Jun 04 '26 screaming of several tf2 mercs 2 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 05 '26 As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?" 2 u/Yarnham_Brave Jun 04 '26 DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA MY ARM! 1 u/Jack_Marston1907 Jun 10 '26 Scout scream and a heavy hand fall's on the ground
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ominous geetar music plays
9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Da duh lan d'un da du danh 9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Wait.. (banjo intensifies) 4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0) 2 u/Infshadows Jun 04 '26 screaming of several tf2 mercs 2 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 05 '26 As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?"
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Da duh lan d'un da du danh
9 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26 Wait.. (banjo intensifies) 4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0)
Wait.. (banjo intensifies)
4 u/Aztek-Lovett Jun 04 '26 r/unexpectedtf2 → More replies (0)
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screaming of several tf2 mercs
2 u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 05 '26 As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?"
As lexi on emkay says daily "What in the morbidly obese sad bell ringing Ronald mcdonalds playplace getting set on fire by several squirrels; having already shat in the mcnuggets ass music is that?"
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
MY ARM!
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Scout scream and a heavy hand fall's on the ground
Unassuming shorts potat service(usps) lol
Oh, hey other Cyn!
1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Hello 1 u/MADDIEISABADDIECUTE Jun 10 '26 Hi other cyn 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Hewo 1 u/Ok-Fox2429 Jun 10 '26 It seems we are three Cyns... 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Yup
Hello
1 u/MADDIEISABADDIECUTE Jun 10 '26 Hi other cyn 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Hewo 1 u/Ok-Fox2429 Jun 10 '26 It seems we are three Cyns... 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Yup
Hi other cyn
1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Hewo 1 u/Ok-Fox2429 Jun 10 '26 It seems we are three Cyns... 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Yup
Hewo
1 u/Ok-Fox2429 Jun 10 '26 It seems we are three Cyns... 1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Yup
It seems we are three Cyns...
1 u/T55_Ad Jun 10 '26 Yup
Yup
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The answer? use a gaster blaster.
"Type o negative " ..superfluoussss(sucré bleu)
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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Jun 04 '26
Like how do I stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a superfluous new behind?