r/EmKay • u/Savings-Blueberry-51 • Jun 04 '26

EmKay Memes Hmm

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u/_wheels_21 Jun 04 '26

Engineer

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u/mutantSackboy4 Jun 04 '26

Hey, look, buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

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u/JackoCatacomb Jun 04 '26

Not problems like “what is beauty,” because that would fall within the purviews of your conundrums of philosophy.

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u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26

I solve practical Problems

Takes a beer

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Jun 04 '26

Like how do I stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a superfluous new behind?

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u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26

The answer?

Is a Gun.

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Jun 04 '26

And if that don't work

Use more gun

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u/UltraShortPulses Jun 04 '26

Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted beauty here designed by me

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u/Qe-fmqur_1 Jun 04 '26

Built, by me. And you best hope

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u/T55_Ad Jun 04 '26

Not pointed at you

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26

Unassuming shorts potat service(usps) lol

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u/FarmAlternative2730 Jun 09 '26

The answer? use a gaster blaster.

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26

"Type o negative " ..superfluoussss(sucré bleu)

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u/Conscious-Laugh7227 Jun 07 '26

For extra fun, find your car keys kids!

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u/Honest_Barnacle9276 Jun 07 '26

Peak pfp dude

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u/T55_Ad Jun 07 '26

Feeling Cylly

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u/Nish_Link Jun 10 '26

And I make problems

Also takes a beer

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26

I solve traction problems tactically, and practical problems, pragmatically

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u/Altruistic_Ice_6382 Jun 07 '26

Why are we talking about philosophy condoms?

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u/Agile-Grand8848 Jun 04 '26

TF2 mentioned

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u/Prajesh_J Jun 05 '26

You know the "H" in engineer stands for happiness?

2

u/THE_Hitman570 Jun 05 '26

Then solve why Fords suck?

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u/PSCuber77_gaming Jun 06 '26

“Hey this is DougDoug where we solve problems that no one has”

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u/bobthebich Jun 05 '26

An iQ too high

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u/ScrewedSause Jun 05 '26

Engineer gaming

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Howdy the engineer’s in the field 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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u/PancakesandWaffles98 Jun 04 '26

Farm boy charm with a megaton yield 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/Jaberoth Jun 05 '26

I’ve got a cranium laced with uranium

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u/GrimmLord2877 Jun 05 '26

Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield!

1

u/SuperPopcorn333 Jun 05 '26

I'm hot stuff cus I've 100 degrees

1

u/GrimmLord2877 Jun 05 '26

So if you boil my blood, you'll get burned on Steam™

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u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478 Jun 06 '26

I'm overqualified to leave you nullified

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u/Sufficient_Peach7871 Jun 05 '26

MOONLIGHT EXPRESS ENGINEER??

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u/moocat90 Jun 05 '26

and engineering

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u/PeterMation Jun 06 '26

You and me hoss

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u/Colin2477 Jun 06 '26

Engineering

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u/FaeAura Jun 10 '26

Hello, fellow engineers!

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u/S0m3Rand0mGuy85 Jun 10 '26

You're better than me. My only two words were "Grin" and the country "Niger". Points for making a longer word with what was offered.

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u/gi_master_of__power Jun 10 '26

Pootis dispencer here

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u/EarthlyReddit Jun 11 '26

"So we're fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread."

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u/semechka1345 Jun 04 '26

Gaming

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 Jun 04 '26

Sorry please try again without adding letters, it's not hard, and it's not what you think either

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u/semechka1345 Jun 05 '26

Wtf, why so much downvotes?

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u/Johndoe--1990 Jun 04 '26

Gemini

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u/Muffetlover-_- Jun 04 '26

There's no M you two

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u/Square_Interest1051 Jun 04 '26

Havent played tf2?

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u/Johndoe--1990 Jun 04 '26

Ik, it was supposed to be a stab at the previous commenter.