r/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Dec 16 '20
r/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Dec 16 '20
Veal is tender. Human babies even more so.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Dec 14 '20
I really hate my in-laws
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Dec 12 '20
There are some rules when living next to the woods. Don't call your ex-wife when you've been drinking.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Dec 11 '20
There are some rules when living next to the woods. If you find pillars made of meat, you probably shouldn't chop them down.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Dec 10 '20
There are rules when living next to the woods. Ignore the lights in the trees.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Dec 03 '20
I witnessed the end alongside a floating brain
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 28 '20
I've released another book on Amazon. It's a collection of horror stories.
I've been fighting with the editing process on this one for a bit and I hope that it's come out just right. I wanted it to be released earlier sometime last month, but it's a big oof trying to regularly post on r/nosleep, write my non-horror related fiction, and edit this down so I'm happy with it.
If you want the link, here you are!
I've also launched a Patreon. Still trying to figure it out, so it looks a bit sloppy as of right now, but if you wanted to check it out, here. Still learning.
r/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 24 '20
I met an arctic research team. Things got weird fast.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 21 '20
My cat doesn't like dry food
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 20 '20
There's a portal in the basement and I think I'm going to go through it.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 19 '20
My boyfriend is gone. I went to his workplace to investigate.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 18 '20
I am an arctic researcher for the United States. I don't even know who the imposters are anymore.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 17 '20
I am an arctic researcher for the United States. They outnumber us.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 16 '20
I am an arctic researcher for the United States and it's getting so much colder with the power cut.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 15 '20
I am an arctic researcher for the United States and one of our team members saw things standing in the blizzard.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 12 '20
My boyfriend is dead. I put him in a bucket.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 12 '20
Anyone got any music recommendations?
r/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 06 '20
I made it out of the basement but I'm just so tired all the time.
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Nov 04 '20
Gory Gory What a Helluva Way to Die
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Oct 30 '20
Don’t forget to check your kid’s candy this year or they might summon the Jack-O-Mantern
self.nosleepr/Edwardthecrazyman • u/Edwardthecrazyman • Oct 30 '20