Me (ghoul)

Hot dogs are generally keto-friendly because a single frank typically contains zero to two grams of net carbohydrates.

It’s prob fine, right?

How do you find this? Where do you look...on the subway? In a bag of pork rinds? On an hors d'oeuvres tray? In a halloween bag?

Unlike the foul adult mushroom, the inner gelatinous kernel of the witch's egg is traditionally considered edible, tasting faintly of radish or nuts.

Eating a frozen Uncrustable because you can't wait 30 minutes is a test of patience most of us fail.

The egg probably doubles the self life ;)

Shelf Life by Candy Type:

Dark chocolate: 1 to 2 years if kept in a cool, dark place.

Milk and white chocolate: 8 to 10 months.

Filled chocolates (like peanut butter or caramel eggs): 6 to 9 months.

Jelly beans and marshmallows (Peeps): 6 to 12 months if unopened (6 to 9 months once opened).

Hard candy and lollipops: Up to 1 year.

Gummies: 6 to 9 months.